电台广告（罪恶都市）

罪恶都市的电台里有很多重复的广告。

红脖子英语速成

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广告：Learn Redneck Pretty Fast（红脖子英语速成） MALE Throughout human history people have come to these shores to pursue the American dream - Life, liberty and the chance to exploit others and get one over on your fellow man. Some people say "America is a wild west darwinian nightmare!" But hey! We have the best fried food, and theme restaurants in the world! To take full advantage of the remarkable opportunity of this land of select freedom, you got to understand the language of freedom. Some call it American English, others call it: backwater, stump jumpin, jibber speak! But to us it's plain old redneck. It's the language of government, business and the language of friendship. And now you can learn real spoken English fast with this exciting 40 cassette program called "Learn redneck pretty fast"! Available in Spanish to redneck, French to redneck, Japanese to redneck, English and of course Latin. Just listen to this vocabulary lesson. 纵观人类历史，人们来到海岸追求所谓的美国梦，也就是生命和自由，以及剥削他人并战胜同胞的机会。有人说“美国就是狂野西部达尔文式的噩梦！”但是，嘿！我们有世界上最好的油炸食品和主题餐厅！要想充分把握位于这片自由之地的大好时机，你必须了解自由的语言。有人称它为美式英语，也有人称它为：落后的语言，乡巴佬语言或者胡言乱语！但对我们来说，这只不过是平凡且具有乡土气息的语言，它是政府、商业和友谊的语言。现在，您可以通过这40盒磁带内置的“红脖子英语速成”程序，快速学习真正的英语口语！我们还提供西班牙语到红脖子英语、法语到红脖子英语、日语到红脖子英语、英语，当然还有拉丁语到红脖子英语的课程。先听听下面这个词汇课程吧。 FEMALE Repeato hermana. 跟我读：hermana（西班牙语的姐妹）。 MALE Girlfriend! 女票！ FEMALE Bueno! 好极了！ MALE Order now and you'll get a commemorate spit tool and a video tape that shows you how to cook armadillo. Armadillo is good eatin'! It's like a lobster except you can run over it and eat it! call now! 现在订购，您还会获得一个痰盂作为纪念，还有教你如何烹饪犰狳的录像带。犰狳很好吃！就像龙虾一样，只要你能跑过它就能吃掉它！现在就拨打热线吧！

完美造型

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广告：Complete the Look（完美造型） MALE Glizzning medallion? Silk shirt open to the navel? Something missing? 闪闪发光的奖章？真丝衬衫开到肚脐眼？好像还缺点什么？ FEMALE Complete the look. 完美造型。 MALE Complete the look with a personalize chest wig! At Vice City's one stop shop for people who know what the ladies want! Wow, you look manly! 用个性化的胸部假发打造完美造型！在罪城的一站式商店，为懂得女人想要啥的人提供服务！哇，你好有男人味！ FEMALE Complete the look. 完美造型。