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罪恶都市的电台里有很多重复的广告。 | 罪恶都市的电台里有很多重复的广告。 | ||
== 红脖子英语速成 == | == 红脖子英语速成 == | ||
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|background=广告：Learn Redneck Pretty Fast（红脖子英语速成）}} | |background=广告：Learn Redneck Pretty Fast（红脖子英语速成）}} | ||
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|dialogue= Order now and you'll get a commemorate spit tool and a video tape that shows you how to cook armadillo. Armadillo is good eatin'! It's like a lobster except you can run over it and eat it! call now! | |dialogue= Order now and you'll get a commemorate spit tool and a video tape that shows you how to cook armadillo. Armadillo is good eatin'! It's like a lobster except you can run over it and eat it! call now! | ||
|zh= 现在订购，您还会获得一个痰盂作为纪念，还有教你如何烹饪犰狳的录像带。犰狳很好吃！就像龙虾一样，只要你能跑过它就能吃掉它！现在就拨打热线吧！}} | |zh= 现在订购，您还会获得一个痰盂作为纪念，还有教你如何烹饪犰狳的录像带。犰狳很好吃！就像龙虾一样，只要你能跑过它就能吃掉它！现在就拨打热线吧！}} | ||
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== 完美造型 == | == 完美造型 == | ||
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|background=广告：Complete the Look（完美造型）}} | |background=广告：Complete the Look（完美造型）}} | ||
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|dialogue= Complete the look. | |dialogue= Complete the look. | ||
|zh= 完美造型。}} | |zh= 完美造型。}} | ||
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== 费尔南多的男士奖章 == | == 费尔南多的男士奖章 == | ||
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|dialogue= Hello, I'am Fernando Martinez! I think by now You know I'am an emotional kinda of guy. People stop me in the street and say, "Fernando! What the hell is wrong with me? Silk shirt, hairy chest, enough after shave to drown a household pet! But I still cannot get a women!" I tell them, "You are an ignorant fool! Without the symbol of power and fertility around your neck, what kind of women is going to respect you?! That is why I have team up with Medallion Man, the shop for medallion needs! You see sometimes girls like other girls but they need men. Men with big Bulging-gold-plated-disk of virility buried in their deep jungle of their hairy chest. Medallion Man caters to all levels of masculinity: For the animal lover, a Cobra, a Stallion or a Gorilla medallion brings out the beast within. For the Civil War associates how about a medallion that tells the story of the battle of Bullrun to the Gettysburg address. And for the traditional man with raging and the pescomplex, a gold plated picture of mom, to hang around your neck and really impress the ladies. Don't forget; every women knows if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family. | |dialogue= Hello, I'am Fernando Martinez! I think by now You know I'am an emotional kinda of guy. People stop me in the street and say, "Fernando! What the hell is wrong with me? Silk shirt, hairy chest, enough after shave to drown a household pet! But I still cannot get a women!" I tell them, "You are an ignorant fool! Without the symbol of power and fertility around your neck, what kind of women is going to respect you?! That is why I have team up with Medallion Man, the shop for medallion needs! You see sometimes girls like other girls but they need men. Men with big Bulging-gold-plated-disk of virility buried in their deep jungle of their hairy chest. Medallion Man caters to all levels of masculinity: For the animal lover, a Cobra, a Stallion or a Gorilla medallion brings out the beast within. For the Civil War associates how about a medallion that tells the story of the battle of Bullrun to the Gettysburg address. And for the traditional man with raging and the pescomplex, a gold plated picture of mom, to hang around your neck and really impress the ladies. Don't forget; every women knows if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family. | ||
|zh= 大家好，我是费尔南多·马丁内斯！我想现在你都已经知道我是一个情感非常丰富的人（因为他是情绪98.3的主持人）。人们在街上拦住我问：“费尔南多！我到底是怎么回事？我穿了丝绸衬衫，胸毛旺盛，我剃的毛都能淹死一只家养宠物了！但我还是吸引不到女人！” 我告诉他们：“你真的蠢到家了！你的脖子上没有能力和性张力的象征，你指望什么样的女人会尊重你？”这就是我与“男士奖章”合作的原因，满足一切奖章需求的商店。你看，有时女孩喜欢其他女孩，但她们还是需要男人，在他们浓密的胸毛深处的丛林中埋藏着巨大的镀金圆盘的男人。“男士奖章”可以迎合所有层次的男子气概：对于动物爱好者来说，眼镜蛇、种马或大猩猩的奖章能激发出他们内心的兽性；对于喜欢内战的人来说，一枚讲述布尔伦战役和葛底斯堡演说的纪念章不错吧？对于传统的男人来说，如果你有愤怒和恋母情结，可以在你的脖子上挂一张妈妈的镀金照片，这样就能给女士们留下深刻印象。不要忘记，每个女人都知道，如果你连一个奖章都买不起，更别提支撑一个家庭了。}} | |zh= 大家好，我是费尔南多·马丁内斯！我想现在你都已经知道我是一个情感非常丰富的人（因为他是情绪98.3的主持人）。人们在街上拦住我问：“费尔南多！我到底是怎么回事？我穿了丝绸衬衫，胸毛旺盛，我剃的毛都能淹死一只家养宠物了！但我还是吸引不到女人！” 我告诉他们：“你真的蠢到家了！你的脖子上没有能力和性张力的象征，你指望什么样的女人会尊重你？”这就是我与“男士奖章”合作的原因，满足一切奖章需求的商店。你看，有时女孩喜欢其他女孩，但她们还是需要男人，在他们浓密的胸毛深处的丛林中埋藏着巨大的镀金圆盘的男人。“男士奖章”可以迎合所有层次的男子气概：对于动物爱好者来说，眼镜蛇、种马或大猩猩的奖章能激发出他们内心的兽性；对于喜欢内战的人来说，一枚讲述布尔伦战役和葛底斯堡演说的纪念章不错吧？对于传统的男人来说，如果你有愤怒和恋母情结，可以在你的脖子上挂一张妈妈的镀金照片，这样就能给女士们留下深刻印象。不要忘记，每个女人都知道，如果你连一个奖章都买不起，更别提支撑一个家庭了。}} | ||
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== 阴凉秋槭 == | == 阴凉秋槭 == | ||
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|dialogue= Shady Acers, happiness is worth the price! (Shady Acers!) | |dialogue= Shady Acers, happiness is worth the price! (Shady Acers!) | ||
|zh= 阴凉秋槭，幸福值得这个价！（阴凉秋槭）}} | |zh= 阴凉秋槭，幸福值得这个价！（阴凉秋槭）}} | ||
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2023年10月4日 (三) 13:21的版本
罪恶都市的电台里有很多重复的广告。
红脖子英语速成
| 广告：Learn Redneck Pretty Fast（红脖子英语速成） |
| MALE | Throughout human history people have come to these shores to pursue the American dream - Life, liberty and the chance to exploit others and get one over on your fellow man. Some people say "America is a wild west darwinian nightmare!" But hey! We have the best fried food, and theme restaurants in the world! To take full advantage of the remarkable opportunity of this land of select freedom, you got to understand the language of freedom. Some call it American English, others call it: backwater, stump jumpin, jibber speak! But to us it's plain old redneck. It's the language of government, business and the language of friendship. And now you can learn real spoken English fast with this exciting 40 cassette program called "Learn redneck pretty fast"! Available in Spanish to redneck, French to redneck, Japanese to redneck, English and of course Latin. Just listen to this vocabulary lesson. 纵观人类历史，人们来到海岸追求所谓的美国梦，也就是生命和自由，以及剥削他人并战胜同胞的机会。有人说“美国就是狂野西部达尔文式的噩梦！”但是，嘿！我们有世界上最好的油炸食品和主题餐厅！要想充分把握位于这片自由之地的大好时机，你必须了解自由的语言。有人称它为美式英语，也有人称它为：落后的语言，乡巴佬语言或者胡言乱语！但对我们来说，这只不过是平凡且具有乡土气息的语言，它是政府、商业和友谊的语言。现在，您可以通过这40盒磁带内置的“红脖子英语速成”程序，快速学习真正的英语口语！我们还提供西班牙语到红脖子英语、法语到红脖子英语、日语到红脖子英语、英语，当然还有拉丁语到红脖子英语的课程。先听听下面这个词汇课程吧。 |
| FEMALE | Repeato hermana. 跟我读：hermana（西班牙语的姐妹）。 |
| MALE | Girlfriend! 女票！ |
| FEMALE | Bueno! 好极了！ |
| MALE | Order now and you'll get a commemorate spit tool and a video tape that shows you how to cook armadillo. Armadillo is good eatin'! It's like a lobster except you can run over it and eat it! call now! 现在订购，您还会获得一个痰盂作为纪念，还有教你如何烹饪犰狳的录像带。犰狳很好吃！就像龙虾一样，只要你能跑过它就能吃掉它！现在就拨打热线吧！ |
完美造型
| 广告：Complete the Look（完美造型） |
| MALE | Glizzning medallion? Silk shirt open to the navel? Something missing? 闪闪发光的奖章？真丝衬衫开到肚脐眼？好像还缺点什么？ |
| FEMALE | Complete the look. 完美造型。 |
| MALE | Complete the look with a personalize chest wig! At Vice City's one stop shop for people who know what the ladies want! Wow, you look manly! 用定制化的假胸毛打造完美造型！在罪城的一站式商店，为懂得女人想要啥的人提供服务！哇，你好有男人味！ |
| FEMALE | Complete the look. 完美造型。 |
费尔南多的男士奖章
| 广告：Fernando's Medallion Man（费尔南多的男士奖章） |
| Fernando | Hello, I'am Fernando Martinez! I think by now You know I'am an emotional kinda of guy. People stop me in the street and say, "Fernando! What the hell is wrong with me? Silk shirt, hairy chest, enough after shave to drown a household pet! But I still cannot get a women!" I tell them, "You are an ignorant fool! Without the symbol of power and fertility around your neck, what kind of women is going to respect you?! That is why I have team up with Medallion Man, the shop for medallion needs! You see sometimes girls like other girls but they need men. Men with big Bulging-gold-plated-disk of virility buried in their deep jungle of their hairy chest. Medallion Man caters to all levels of masculinity: For the animal lover, a Cobra, a Stallion or a Gorilla medallion brings out the beast within. For the Civil War associates how about a medallion that tells the story of the battle of Bullrun to the Gettysburg address. And for the traditional man with raging and the pescomplex, a gold plated picture of mom, to hang around your neck and really impress the ladies. Don't forget; every women knows if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family. 大家好，我是费尔南多·马丁内斯！我想现在你都已经知道我是一个情感非常丰富的人（因为他是情绪98.3的主持人）。人们在街上拦住我问：“费尔南多！我到底是怎么回事？我穿了丝绸衬衫，胸毛旺盛，我剃的毛都能淹死一只家养宠物了！但我还是吸引不到女人！” 我告诉他们：“你真的蠢到家了！你的脖子上没有能力和性张力的象征，你指望什么样的女人会尊重你？”这就是我与“男士奖章”合作的原因，满足一切奖章需求的商店。你看，有时女孩喜欢其他女孩，但她们还是需要男人，在他们浓密的胸毛深处的丛林中埋藏着巨大的镀金圆盘的男人。“男士奖章”可以迎合所有层次的男子气概：对于动物爱好者来说，眼镜蛇、种马或大猩猩的奖章能激发出他们内心的兽性；对于喜欢内战的人来说，一枚讲述布尔伦战役和葛底斯堡演说的纪念章不错吧？对于传统的男人来说，如果你有愤怒和恋母情结，可以在你的脖子上挂一张妈妈的镀金照片，这样就能给女士们留下深刻印象。不要忘记，每个女人都知道，如果你连一个奖章都买不起，更别提支撑一个家庭了。 |
阴凉秋槭
| 广告：Shady Acres（阴凉秋槭） |
| MALE | I'm a VIP! And I wanna live around people like myself - rich and divorced. (Shady Acers!) 我是VIP！我只想和我一个层次的人生活在一起，又有钱还离婚。（阴凉秋槭） |
| AVERY | I'm Avery Carrington, Shady Acers is incredible upscale, state of the art, top notch condominium development. (Condo!) A short drive out of town on some Christine wetlands. Away from the north and uninvited diversity of the city! (Shady Acers!) And when you buy into that dream that is Shady Acers, not only do you get a luxuriest 5 thousand square foot condo with underground parking for your newly acquired sports car, but there's also a Jacuzzi for entertainment. (Jacuzzi!) Each condo is tastefully furnished with a stock bar and a exotic water bed shaped like a dollar sign. Shady Acers also has a golf range, firing range, Heli pad and exotic petting zoo when your kids come to visit. (Shady Acers!) You're successful! Start defining your life style, start defining yourself! 我是埃弗里·卡林顿，阴凉秋槭是不同凡响的高档次、先进且顶级的公寓开发项目。（公寓）无需在克里斯汀湿地上驱车出城太远，并且远离城市北方和不请自来的人种多样性！（阴凉秋槭）当你买下阴凉秋槭这个梦想时，在得到5000平方英尺豪华公寓的基础上，不仅有地下停车场供你新买的跑车停驻，而且还有一个按摩浴缸供你娱乐。（按摩浴缸）每间公寓都配有高雅的酒吧和一张美元符号形状的异国情调水床。当你的孩子来拜访时，阴凉秋槭还配备有高尔夫球场、射击场、停机坪和异国宠物园。（阴凉秋槭）作为成功人士，就得开始定义自己的生活方式，开始定义你自己！ |
| SINGERS | Shady Acers! 阴凉秋槭！ |
| AVERY | Shady Acers, happiness is worth the price! (Shady Acers!) 阴凉秋槭，幸福值得这个价！（阴凉秋槭） |