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| |Hello I'am Fernando Martinez! I think by now You know I'am an emotional kinda of guy. People stop me in the street and say "Fernando! What the hell is wrong with me? Silk shirt, hairy chest, enough after shave to drown a household pet! But I still cannot get a women!" I tell them "You are an ignorant fool! Without the symbol of power and fertility around your neck, what kind of women is going to respect you?! That is why I have team up with Medallion Man; the shop for medallion needs! You see sometimes girls like other girls but they need men. Men with big Bulging-gold-plated-disk of virility buried in their deep jungle of their hairy chest. Medallion Man caters to all levels of masculinity: For the animal lover, a Cobra, a Stallion or a Gorilla medallion brings out the beast within. For the Civil War associates how about a medallion that tells the story of the battle of Bullrun to the Gettysburg address. And for the traditional man with raging and the pescomplex, a gold plated picture of mom, to hang around your neck and really impress the ladies. Don't forget; every women knows if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family. | | |Hello I'am Fernando Martinez! I think by now You know I'am an emotional kinda of guy. People stop me in the street and say "Fernando! What the hell is wrong with me? Silk shirt, hairy chest, enough after shave to drown a household pet! But I still cannot get a women!" I tell them "You are an ignorant fool! Without the symbol of power and fertility around your neck, what kind of women is going to respect you?! That is why I have team up with Medallion Man; the shop for medallion needs! You see sometimes girls like other girls but they need men. Men with big Bulging-gold-plated-disk of virility buried in their deep jungle of their hairy chest. Medallion Man caters to all levels of masculinity: For the animal lover, a Cobra, a Stallion or a Gorilla medallion brings out the beast within. For the Civil War associates how about a medallion that tells the story of the battle of Bullrun to the Gettysburg address. And for the traditional man with raging and the pescomplex, a gold plated picture of mom, to hang around your neck and really impress the ladies. Don't forget; every women knows if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family. |
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− | |你好,我是费尔南多·马丁内斯! 我想现在你已经知道我是一个非常情绪化的人。人们在街上拦住我问“费尔南多!我到底是怎么回事?丝绸衬衫,毛茸茸的胸部,我剃的毛发足以淹死一只家养的宠物!但我还是得不到女人!但我还是得不到一个女人!” 我告诉他们:“你是个无知的傻瓜! 如果你的脖子上没有权力和生育能力的象征,什么样的女人会尊重你?”这就是为什么我与“奖章男士”合作的原因;这是一家满足奖章需求的商店。你看,有时女孩喜欢其他女孩,但她们还是需要男人,在他们毛茸茸的胸部深处的丛林中埋藏着巨大的镀金圆盘的男人。“奖章男士”可以迎合所有层次的男子气概:对于动物爱好者来说,眼镜蛇、种马或大猩猩的奖章能激发出他们内心的兽性;对于喜欢内战的人来说,一枚讲述布尔伦战役和葛底斯堡演说的纪念章不错吧?对于传统的男人来说,如果你有愤怒和恋母情结,可以在你的脖子上挂一张妈妈的镀金照片,这样就能给女士们留下深刻印象。不要忘记,每个女人都知道,如果你连一个奖章都不能支持,更别提支持一个家庭了。 | + | |你好,我是费尔南多·马丁内斯! 我想现在你已经知道我是一个非常情绪化的人(因为他是情绪98.3的主持人)。人们在街上拦住我问“费尔南多!我到底是怎么回事?丝绸衬衫,毛茸茸的胸部,我剃的毛发足以淹死一只家养的宠物!但我还是得不到女人!但我还是得不到一个女人!” 我告诉他们:“你是个无知的傻瓜! 如果你的脖子上没有权力和生育能力的象征,什么样的女人会尊重你?”这就是为什么我与“奖章男士”合作的原因;这是一家满足奖章需求的商店。你看,有时女孩喜欢其他女孩,但她们还是需要男人,在他们毛茸茸的胸部深处的丛林中埋藏着巨大的镀金圆盘的男人。“奖章男士”可以迎合所有层次的男子气概:对于动物爱好者来说,眼镜蛇、种马或大猩猩的奖章能激发出他们内心的兽性;对于喜欢内战的人来说,一枚讲述布尔伦战役和葛底斯堡演说的纪念章不错吧?对于传统的男人来说,如果你有愤怒和恋母情结,可以在你的脖子上挂一张妈妈的镀金照片,这样就能给女士们留下深刻印象。不要忘记,每个女人都知道,如果你连一个奖章都不能支持,更别提支持一个家庭了。 |
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| *播放音乐: Lonnie Liston Smith - Expansions | | *播放音乐: Lonnie Liston Smith - Expansions |
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| + | |Radio Espantoso. I love it man, I love it! Bailen en las calles y canten las canciones del amor. No dejen la carne fuera del "refrigerator" por mucho tiempo, ¡hace calor en las calles! Y así es, con esta música. |
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| + | |西班牙语广播电台,我太喜欢了!一起在街上跳舞,唱这首关于爱的歌吧。不要把肉留在冰箱里太久,街上热火朝天,就和这首歌一样。 |
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| *播放音乐: Irakere - Añunga Ñunga | | *播放音乐: Irakere - Añunga Ñunga |
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| + | |Mega música para la gente que le gusta jalar todo el día para despues echarse tremendo vómito. ¡Uy! Bebete bastante líquido, je. Rrrradio, más rrrrrradio, ma ma más radio, deja que el radio te diga lo que tienes que hacer. ¡Soy Pepé! Aquí, en radio Espantoso. Mas jazz, aquí. |
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| + | |为喜欢工作一整天和以后经常呕吐的人准备的超级音乐!哟!多喝水,收音机,更多,更多收音机,让收音机告诉你该做什么。我是Pepe!这里是西班牙广播电台。更多的爵士乐。 |
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| *播放音乐: Deodato - Super Strut | | *播放音乐: Deodato - Super Strut |
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| + | |¡Ajajajajay! Chicharrones musicales. Vice City, preparate porque tengo la música que te hace loco. Odio este trabajo y toda la gente. Soy un pobre oso entreniado. Radio Espantoso. No se me vayan, no se me vayan please. Don't go away. |
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| + | |啊哈哈哈!音乐猪皮们。罪恶都市,准备好,因为我有让你发疯的音乐。我讨厌这项工作和所有人。 我是一只未受过训练的熊。西班牙广播电台。不要走开,请不要走开 |
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| + | ! 广告#5:理查兹牧师 |
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| + | |Do yourself a favor and pick up your telephone, call now. 1-866-9-SAVEME what better place to witness 40,000 years of nuclear winter, then from the comfort of your very own ready nuclear bunker? When we raise 25 million, we will build a 50 story tall likeness of ME. If we raise 300 million the statue will rotate so I can look over this great city and cast an evil eye on degenerates. and when the eminent nuclear strike occurs, those who put faith into action with sufficient generous contributions will join me inside the Pastor Richards salvation statue as we blast into space! Contribute to the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund. Pick up your telephone. Call now, 1-866-9SAVEME. |
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| + | |帮自己一个忙,拿起你的电话,现在就致电1-866-9-SAVEME 还有什么更好的地方可以见证4万年的核冬天,在您自己准备好的核掩体中舒适地观看呢?当我们筹集到2500万美元时,我们将建造一座50层楼高的“我”。如果我们筹集到3亿,雕像就会旋转,这样我就可以俯瞰这座伟大的城市,并对堕落者投以邪恶的目光。当著名的核打击发生时,那些将信念付诸行动并慷慨捐助的人将与我一起进入理查兹牧师的救世雕像,一起向太空发射!为理查兹牧师救世雕像基金捐款。拿起你的电话立即致电1-866-9SAVEME。 |
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| + | | Radio Espantoso. ¡Cojones! Está bueno. |
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| + | |西班牙广播电台,真™好极了。 |
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| *播放音乐: Xavier Cugat and his Orchestra - Jamay | | *播放音乐: Xavier Cugat and his Orchestra - Jamay |
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| + | |¡Acho! El otro día un comediante italiano grasoso (Tommy) me intentó robar el carro mientras iba manejando. ¿Qué es eso, gente? Seguro que ese tipo no sabía con quien el estaba jugando, ¿eh? Here we go! More music. Vacilando, feeling stupid? Yo así lo siento, me encanta esta canción, Vice City. |
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| + | |哇! 前几天,一个有趣的油腻意大利人(汤米)试图在我开车时劫持我。人们,你们说说到底怎么了?我敢肯定这家伙不知道他惹了什么人,对吧?开始了!更多音乐。胡思乱想,放空身心,我就是这么感觉。我喜欢这首歌,罪城。 |
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| *播放音乐: Benny Moré - Maracaibo Oriental | | *播放音乐: Benny Moré - Maracaibo Oriental |
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| + | |Carajo. Radio Espantoso, gente. Mucha música despues de los commercials. |
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| + | |这里是西班牙广播电台,广告之后更精彩的音乐为您呈现。 |
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| + | ! 广告#6:BJ史密斯 |
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| + | | Hi, I'm BJ Smith. In my long and illustrious three year career at the top of pro football. I whooped some serious ass and got paid for it. They didn't call me death in tight pants for nothing. When you've had such a rewarding career maiming others as I have, you know how to stay fit. Through running, wrestling, stuffing 20s down panties of foxy strippers, firearm training, naval pursuit and beating the hell out of your fellow man. That's what keeps me healthy. And now, using training methods, I perfected. It's going to work for you with BJ's Fit for Football. Watch those pounds fall off. I'm down to 300 pounds using exactly the method I demonstrated on tape. I mean, who are you gonna trust to get fit? A man who can rip your arm off and beat you in, or an aerobics instructor who wouldn’t get drafted by the local hopscotch team? Hell no, BJ's Fit for Football, out now on Beta and VHS. Remember to win in a game of football, or life, you have to annihilate everything in your path in a blind rage. |
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| + | |大家好,我是 BJ 史密斯。在我漫长而辉煌的三年职业足球生涯中。我大喊大叫并为此付出了代价。他们并没有白白叫我穿紧身裤死去。当您像我一样拥有领导他人的如此有价值的职业时,您就知道如何保持健康。通过跑步、摔跤、把 20 多岁的脱衣舞娘的内裤塞进去、枪械训练、海军追击和殴打你的同胞。这就是让我保持健康的原因。而现在,使用训练方法,我变得完美了。 BJ的健身足球对你有用。看着那些磅掉下来。使用我在磁带上演示的方法,我减到了300磅。我的意思是,你会相信谁来健身?一个可以扯断你的手臂并打败你的人,还是一个不会被当地跳房子队选中的健美操教练?不,BJ的健身足球,现已在Beta和VHS上推出。记住要在一场足球比赛或生活中获胜,你必须在盲目的愤怒中消灭你前进道路上的一切。 |
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| *播放音乐: Tito Puente - Mambo Gozón | | *播放音乐: Tito Puente - Mambo Gozón |