| 白人女救生员 | |
|---|---|
| |
| 代码 | WFYLG |
| 种族 |  白人
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| 性别 |  女性
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| 年龄 |  年轻
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| 身份 | 救生员 |
- Oh, like I couldn't be more bummed over this.
- This is worse than being pale.
- You jerk, I'm like, so stuck!
- Whatever, you totally suck.
- Hello? I'm a girl!
- That's like the rudest thing ever.
- I hope you wipeout.
- Whatever, you could like, say sorry.
- Watch it doofus!
- Umm hello?
- Oh my God, I could just die.
- This is like the worst thing since sliced bread.
- You total and utter spaz!
- Gross, you like, actually hit me.
- So I was all "nuh-uh, whatever." She's just jealous because I'm dating Ted.
- Boogie boarders are even radder than surfers!
- My blonde streaks turned green and it was gross.
- Gag me!
- Are we going to Becky's skate party or what?
- Tan lines are SO 1983.
- You came totally too close to me, loser!
- Stay away from my beach!
- It's like, such a good thing he didn't whale me!
- Bogus driving!
- You like so almost hit me!
- Hello? Driving school for the gifted!
- My boyfriend Ted is totally gonna mess you up.
- It's like so not cool to kill.
- I totally don't wanna die!
- Don't shoot me, I'm totally spazzing out!
- You loser, I'm totally gonna have to take the nasty bus.
- Being chased is so my pet peeve.
- Ahh total wacko!
- Oh that's so totally messed up.