Police
- Don't make me run; I'll get all sweaty.
- You think that's funny, asshole?
- I am an officer of the law, stop!
- You're all mine, tough guy.
- I got him.
- He's mine.
- Don't run away from me!
- I'd chase you but I had too many donuts.
- Hit me, I wanna retire.
- I know Jiu-Jitsu sir!
Police Helicopter
- There he is, over there, take him out!
- VCPD!
- This is the VCPD! Stop right now!
- This is the VCPD! You are under arrest!
- You are completely surrouded!
- Don't worry boys, we see the asshole!
- We've engaged with suspect, backup requested!
- VCPD, stop right now!
Streetwannabes
- I said "Mom, school is for squares".
- Man, I saw the hottest thing.
- We gotta get new guns, yo!
- Vice City is a battlefield.
- I hate those yuppie scum, man.
- I'm getting wise to the street shit.
- Malibu is a hard joint to get into, man.
- You like living it up now?
- I told him to sit on a spike, haha!
- I learnt all about smuggling.
- Check me out!
- Competition from too many places.
- I'm persecuted by society, man.