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FEMALE
Repeato hermana. 跟我读：hermana（西班牙语的姐妹）。
MALE
Girlfriend! 女票！
FEMALE
Bueno! 好极了！
MALE
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完美造型
台词
广告：Complete the Look（完美造型）
MALE
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