| 广告：Fernando's Medallion Man（费尔南多的男士奖章）
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Hello, I'am Fernando Martinez! I think by now You know I'am an emotional kinda of guy. People stop me in the street and say, "Fernando! What the hell is wrong with me? Silk shirt, hairy chest, enough after shave to drown a household pet! But I still cannot get a women!" I tell them, "You are an ignorant fool! Without the symbol of power and fertility around your neck, what kind of women is going to respect you?! That is why I have team up with Medallion Man, the shop for medallion needs! You see sometimes girls like other girls but they need men. Men with big Bulging-gold-plated-disk of virility buried in their deep jungle of their hairy chest. Medallion Man caters to all levels of masculinity: For the animal lover, a Cobra, a Stallion or a Gorilla medallion brings out the beast within. For the Civil War associates how about a medallion that tells the story of the battle of Bullrun to the Gettysburg address. And for the traditional man with raging and the pescomplex, a gold plated picture of mom, to hang around your neck and really impress the ladies. Don't forget; every women knows if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family.
大家好，我是费尔南多·马丁内斯！我想现在你都已经知道我是一个情感非常丰富的人（因为他是情绪98.3的主持人）。人们在街上拦住我问：“费尔南多！我到底是怎么回事？我穿了丝绸衬衫，胸毛旺盛，我剃的毛都能淹死一只家养宠物了！但我还是吸引不到女人！” 我告诉他们：“你真的蠢到家了！你的脖子上没有能力和性张力的象征，你指望什么样的女人会尊重你？”这就是我与“男士奖章”合作的原因，满足一切奖章需求的商店。你看，有时女孩喜欢其他女孩，但她们还是需要男人，在他们浓密的胸毛深处的丛林中埋藏着巨大的镀金圆盘的男人。“男士奖章”可以迎合所有层次的男子气概：对于动物爱好者来说，眼镜蛇、种马或大猩猩的奖章能激发出他们内心的兽性；对于喜欢内战的人来说，一枚讲述布尔伦战役和葛底斯堡演说的纪念章不错吧？对于传统的男人来说，如果你有愤怒和恋母情结，可以在你的脖子上挂一张妈妈的镀金照片，这样就能给女士们留下深刻印象。不要忘记，每个女人都知道，如果你连一个奖章都买不起，更别提支撑一个家庭了。
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