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→涉及到的人物简介
莫里斯
莫里斯
| Phillip Anthony Rodriguez
| Phillip Anthony Rodriguez
| The host of the only show played on VCPR, Pressing Issues. A retired clown and divorced man who is said to be "living on the edge", Maurice takes control of the show and tells everyone to shut up constantly.
| VCPR电台上的唯一节目紧迫问题的主持人。是一个退休的小丑和离婚的男人，据说“生活在边缘”，莫里斯接管了这个节目，并让每个人闭嘴。
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| Jonathan Freeloader
| Jonathan Freeloader
乔纳森
乔纳森
| Patrick Olsen
| Patrick Olsen
| One of the people running VCPR. He used to be on a network station until he was fired. Constantly begs for money for the station with his partner, Michelle.
| 运营VCPR的人之一。之前在一个网络站工作，和他的搭档米歇尔不断为站点乞讨。
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| Michelle Montanius
| Michelle Montanius
米歇尔
米歇尔
| Kelly Guest
| Kelly Guest
| Works with Jonathan on VCPR. Seems to have a rather callous attitude.
| 与乔纳森在VCPR上共事，似乎拥有一种相当冷酷的态度。
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| Alex Shrub
| Alex Shrub
亚历克斯
亚历克斯
| Chris Lucas
| Chris Lucas
| A state representative who uses his propaganda to give himself a positive image.
| 一个州的代表，利用他的宣传给自己树立一个正面的形象。
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| Callum Crayshaw
| Callum Crayshaw
科勒姆
科勒姆
| Sean Modica
| Sean Modica
| A young man who set up a trust fund with his father's money. Has traveled the world and has seen many cultures. Wishes to apply principles of the other cultures to America to give them "hopes" and "dreams".
| 一个用父亲的钱设立信托基金的年轻人。周游世界，见识过许多文化。希望将其他文化的原则应用到美国，给他们「希望」和「梦想」。
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| John F. Hickory
| John F. Hickory
约翰
约翰
| LJ Gansen
| LJ Gansen
| A redneck with reactionary ideals. Wants to break Florida away from the rest of the US to keep the "outsiders" out.
| 一个有反动理想的乡下人。想要将佛罗里达州与美国其他地区分开，以将「局外人」拒之门外。
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| Pastor Richards
| Pastor Richards
理查兹
理查兹
| David Green
| David Green
| A reactionary priest who was inspired by 80's preacher Jimmy Swagart. Richards plans to build a statue of himself and launch it into space with anyone who helped fund the statue. His reason for doing this is to leave behind those who are "morally corrupt".
| 一位受到80年代传教士吉米斯瓦加特启发的反动牧师。理查兹计划建造一座他自己的雕像，并与任何资助这座雕像的人一起将其发射到太空，这样做的原因是为了抛弃那些「道德败坏」的人。
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| Jan Brown
| Jan Brown
简
简
| Maureen Sillman
| Maureen Sillman
| A conservative mother who values the atomic family unit. Her husband constantly cheating on her and her difficult past has taken its toll on her sanity, which then puts the sanity of her children also in question.
| 一个重视家庭的保守母亲。她的丈夫不断欺骗她，艰难的过去使她的心智受损，这也让她的孩子们的心智出现问题。
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| Barry Stark
| Barry Stark
巴里
巴里
| Renaud Sebbane
| Renaud Sebbane
| A "naturist." In other words, he's naked. Has come onto VCPR to tell the world about the "evils" of wearing clothes.
| 一个「自然主义者」，或者换句话说，就是裸体主义者，来到VCPR向世界讲述穿衣服是多么「邪恶」的行为。
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| Jenny Louise Crab
| Jenny Louise Crab
珍妮
珍妮
| Mary Birdsong
| Mary Birdsong
| A woman whose parents were brutally murdered. Jenny seems to keep a (psychotically) happy attitude despite such an incident.
| 一个父母被残忍杀害的女人。尽管发生了这样的事件，珍妮似乎保持着乐观的态度。
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| Konstantinos Smith
| Konstantinos Smith
史密斯
史密斯
| Konstantinos.com
| Konstantinos.com
| A severely depressed goth who dresses in all black and talks often about death and dying. Always has a negative attitude about everything and always wishes for the worst.
| 一个严重抑郁的哥特人，穿着一身黑衣服，经常谈论死亡。对任何事情总是抱有消极的态度，总是做最坏的打算。
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| Jeremy Robard
| Jeremy Robard
杰拉米
杰拉米
| Peter Silvestro
| Peter Silvestro
| A man with a program to help guide people toward positive thinking. Always blantly plugs on the show.
| 一个引导人们积极思考的人，是不是的在节目上插话。
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