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*Oh, like I couldn't be more bummed over this.
*This is worse than being pale.
*You jerk, I'm like, so stuck!
*Whatever, you totally suck.
*Hello? I'm a girl!
*That's like the rudest thing ever.
*I hope you wipeout.
*Whatever, you could like, say sorry.
*Watch it doofus!
*Umm hello?
*Oh my God, I could just die.
*This is like the worst thing since sliced bread.
*You total and utter spaz!
*Gross, you like, actually hit me.
*So I was all "nuh-uh, whatever." She's just jealous because I'm dating Ted.
*Boogie boarders are even radder than surfers!
*My blonde streaks turned green and it was gross.
*Gag me!
*Are we going to Becky's skate party or what?
*Tan lines are SO 1983.
*You came totally too close to me, loser!
*Stay away from my beach!
*It's like, such a good thing he didn't whale me!
*Bogus driving!
*You like so almost hit me!
*Hello? Driving school for the gifted!
*My boyfriend Ted is totally gonna mess you up.
*It's like so not cool to kill.
*I totally don't wanna die!
*Don't shoot me, I'm totally spazzing out!
*You loser, I'm totally gonna have to take the nasty bus.
*Being chased is so my pet peeve.
*Ahh total wacko!
*Oh that's so totally messed up.
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