Announcer
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If nobody understands you, we do. Flash FM, music for the me generation.
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音乐:Halls And Oates - Out Of Touch(杳无音讯)
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Toni
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Remember to listen all day like, even when your sleeping. We're gonna be giving away the Flash fantasy giveaway. Where you and a stranger will fly
to see a concert in Idaho or Nebraska or ... Indiana ... oh who pays attention to the mid-west anyway.
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广告:Rusty Brown's Ring Donut(鲁斯迪布朗甜甜圈)
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广告:Knife After Dark(暗夜刀具)
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Toni
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Hey listen up now, this one goes out to the team at Rusty Brown's ring donuts. Here's another track fresh out of the oven ... Fresh outta my oven. Here's some Wang Chung for you boys.
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音乐:Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days
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Toni
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I love to get Flashed. The real action is right here baby on Flash with me, Toni, the hottest thing to hit the radio since ... music.
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Announcer
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Now if it's totally tubular, rad or awesome. It's on Flash FM.
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Toni
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Here's a record thats been number one ...heh ... for as long as we say so.
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音乐:Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
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Toni
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That was hot like leather seats on a 100 degree day. That's fahrenheight, not Celsius. But it is BOILING IN HERE! I'm taking it off to this next track. It is hot baby. You know what it takes to make a great record and so does Laura Branigan.
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音乐:Laura Branigan - Self Control
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Toni
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It's a little self control, you show me yours I'll show you mine, It's Flash FM.
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Toni
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Toni here feeling fine going double time thats my rhyme. Sticks and stones may break my bones but when you go west, you gotta call me.
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Toni
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Flash FM. If it's number one your gonna hear it all day baby! God that is so totally awesome. Someone just called in asking me if this was Musty Pines and I'm like ... For Sure. These songs never get old. Heres one for the high school prom. Gag me with a spoon, and I mean that in a good way.
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音乐:INXS - Kiss the Dirt (Falling Down the Mountain)
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Toni
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Man, I just caught a glimpse of myself and my hair looks damn good. I'm going Sissy Sprits more often. Look at me go.
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Toni
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Alright alright, call your parents call your mother call in sick to work. I have a special treat for you. I'm telling you this ones on compact disc, compact disc! Have you seen these things, they're in stores now. I'm telling ya it's gonna knock your socks off. It's like a record only it's played by lasers that won't skip. WOW!
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音乐:Bryan Adams - Run to You
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Announcer
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Before Flash FM, your miserable insignificant little life was laughable (people laughing). Now that you've found Flash FM notice you've suddenly become more popular. Suddenly everyone wants to hang out with you. Flash FM, you owe us your livelihood.
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Toni
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This one is really good and I'm not receiving any special treatment or action on the tour bus to say that.
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音乐:Electric Light Orchestra - Four Little Diamonds
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Toni
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Yoo-hoo it's Toni right here on Flash, your hot source for hot flashy hits. When these guys are done with me I'd walk like an Egyptian ... Or a Cowboy.
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音乐:Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart
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Toni
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Wooooooww! It's Flash FM. I like ya huge and Flashy ... Flashy flashy ... Flash flash. Hmm ... It's Flash FM.
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Announcer
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Crazy people love to Flash.
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音乐:The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star
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Toni
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Now thats what I call a record for young people. I mean, don't you just hate old people who try to be trendy? I mean isn't it just the worst thing
imaginable? I'll give you a story about that after this ...
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Announcer
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Like a creature of the night. It's Flash FM.
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Toni
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What was I saying? Oh ... oh yeah yeah yeah, old people. Go back where you came from. I was at this party the other night, where a really famous British band - now I can't say who, but lets just say that hair spray and Sissy Sprits were definitely an attendance. So right, there was this old cow. I mean she was OLD! Must have been like 30. At least. Which is what, 100 in cow years. At any rate, she was really annoying the band, by throwing herself at them. I mean ... GEEZ! By the time I’m thirty I’d be doing something REALLY important.
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音乐:Talk Talk - Life's what you make it
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Toni
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Ya know, I just love pop music. I really do, It's what makes us different from hippies ... Other than the long hair and the smell. (music plays in background) and Sissy sprits of course. You've gotta be careful with that stuff. I was dancing with my lighter and my hair went up like a Christmas tree.
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音乐:The Outfield - Your Love
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Announcer
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Flash FM. We tell you what's good. Then we pl(Strange noises)ay it 'til you like it.
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音乐:Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out
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Toni
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This is Toni and you're on Flash, where we play nothing but the best pop music, all day, every day until the end of time. Which could be tomorrow, so live like it's forever, today.
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Announcer
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Commercials; Bad, Music; good. Flash FM, now with zero commercials. Please help support Flash FM. Send your donations today.
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Toni
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Lets have another record, you're on Flash and I'm flashing ya baby ... The girls are out.
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音乐:The Fixx - One Thing Leads to Another
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Toni
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What a band, What a song. We're gonna take a break. Don't go away, don't
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Announcer
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If it's popular, we do it. Flash FM, totally awesome.
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Toni
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Welcome back to Flash FM. I'm Toni and this' the number one station in south of Florida, from the beach all the way up to the swamps. We only play
the hits because thats what you like best.
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音乐:Lionel Richie - Running with the Night
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Announcer
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If you have acne, you'll love Flash. Flash FM (echoes)
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Toni
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...Show me what you got (giggles)
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