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第131行： − 好吧，我是一位母亲，所以我每天都要处理这种问题。我可爱的孩子们都已经知道赤身裸体是不对的了。到了洗澡时间，他们知道要穿上浴袍。这……这也是我家没有镜子的原因。整天光着身子会导致一些不太好的，难缠的问题。+ 第171行：
第171行： − + − 莫里斯，这种不道德的行为正是我建造理查德牧师拯救雕像的原因。诺亚有方舟，德州人有阿拉莫，而我正在以我的形象建造一个高度强化的结构。很简单，这座50层的雕像将能够抵御阿尔法、贝塔和伽马射线。这一天即将到来，而且很快就会到来，届时人造太阳会降下雨来惩罚这个城市的堕落者。但你可以拯救自己。理查兹牧师救世雕像将是一个完全自给自足的社区。我们有罐头食品配给，私人居住区，以及足够的物资，可以在预测的40000年核冬天中快乐地生存。在第二阶段，在美国宇航局的资助下，我们将为这个巨大的雕像配备火箭。因此，当大便落地时，我们将把所有通过慷慨捐赠拯救自己的人装进雕像，轰入太空，用由我统治的道德正确、富裕的人组成的种族殖民土星。+
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| Well, I am a mother, so I have to deal with this issue every day. My adorable kids have learned that it's wrong to be naked. When it's bath time, they know to put on a bathing costume. That's... That's also the reason there are no mirrors in my house. Nudity leads to bad, naughty things.<br>
| Well, I am a mother, so I have to deal with this issue every day. My adorable kids have learned that it's wrong to be naked. When it's bath time, they know to put on a bathing costume. That's... That's also the reason there are no mirrors in my house. Nudity leads to bad, naughty things.<br>
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好吧，我是一位母亲，所以我每天都要处理这种问题。我可爱的孩子们都已经知道赤身裸体是不对的了。到了洗澡时间，他们知道要穿上浴袍。这...这也是我家没有镜子的原因。整天光着身子会导致一些不太好的，难缠的问题。
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| Maurice, this kind of immoral behavior is exactly why I'm buildng the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue. Noah hand an ark, Texans had the Alamo, and I am building a highly fortified structure in my image. Simple. This 50 story statue will be able to deflect alpha, beta, and gamma radiation. The day is coming, and coming soon, when the Artificial Suns when rain down to punish the degenerates of this city. But you can save yourself. The Pastor Richards Salvation Statue will be a completely self-sufficient community. We have canned food rations, private living quarters, and enough supplies to survive happily the predicted 40,000 years of nuclear winter. In phase 2, and with funding from NASA, we will equip this massive statue with rockets. So when the poopy hits the proverbial fan, we will load up the statue with all of the people who saved themselves through generous donations, blast into space, and colonize Saturn with a race of morally correct, affluent people ruled by me.<br>
| Maurice, this kind of immoral behavior is exactly why I'm buildng the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue. Noah hand an ark, Texans had the Alamo, and I am building a highly fortified structure in my image. Simple. This 50 story statue will be able to deflect alpha, gamma, and beta radiation. The day is coming, and coming soon, when the Artificial Suns when rain down to punish the degenerates of this city. But you can save yourself. The Pastor Richards Salvation Statue will be a completely self-sufficient community. We have canned food rations, private living quarters, and enough supplies to survive happily the predicted 40,000 years of nuclear winter. In phase 2, and with funding from NASA, we will equip this massive statue with rockets. So when the poopy hits the proverbial fan, we will load up the statue with all of the people who saved themselves through generous donations, blast into space, and colonize Saturn with a race of morally correct, affluent people ruled by me.<br>
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莫里斯，这种不道德的行为正是我建造理查德牧师拯救雕像的原因。诺亚有方舟，德州人有阿拉莫，而我正在以我的形象建造一个高度强化的结构。很简单，这座50层的雕像将能够抵御阿尔法、伽马和贝塔射线。这一天即将到来，而且很快就会到来，届时人造太阳会降下雨来惩罚这个城市的堕落者。但你可以拯救自己。理查兹牧师救世雕像将是一个完全自给自足的社区。我们有罐头食品配给，私人居住区，以及足够的物资，可以在预测的40000年核冬天中快乐地生存。在第二阶段，在美国宇航局的资助下，我们将为这个巨大的雕像配备火箭。因此，当大便落地时，我们将把所有通过慷慨捐赠拯救自己的人装进雕像，轰入太空，用由我统治的道德正确、富裕的人组成的种族殖民土星。
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