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− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Hello. As you may know, you're on VCPR, and this is Maurice Chavez. That is, I am Maurice Chavez. That's Cha-vehz, not Chaves, or Cha-viz, this isn't a game show. Sorry about the upbeat opening. This isn't a game show, it's a political and social debate on free radio, without adverts, and I'm still Maurice Chavez. Aye, next up on Pressing Issues, we tackle one of the most important issues in our country today: the issue of perception. Not credit card fraud, that's deception. But, we're talking about perception, how we percieve the world. These are optimistic times we're living in, a time of go-getters and doers. Our hero is the entrepreneur, the shaker and the maker. Positive thinking, we are told, is everything. Think it and we can do it, or can we? Let's press the issue. Now, personally, some days, I wake up and I look out the window, and I think it's great to be alive. Other days, like payday or my ex-wife's birthday, I want to hide under the pillows and cry. But that's me, a man of contradictions, as my therapist said. He was a youngie. But, whatever. I'm Maurice Chavez, and on our panel right now, we've got three very contrasting views about the issue of positive thinking. On my right, I have gothic artist, vampire hunter and, in his words, man of the night, Konstantinos Smith. Konstantinos, hello.}} | | |dialogue= Hello. As you may know, you're on VCPR, and this is Maurice Chavez. That is, I am Maurice Chavez. That's Cha-vehz, not Chaves, or Cha-viz, this isn't a game show. Sorry about the upbeat opening. This isn't a game show, it's a political and social debate on free radio, without adverts, and I'm still Maurice Chavez. Aye, next up on Pressing Issues, we tackle one of the most important issues in our country today: the issue of perception. Not credit card fraud, that's deception. But, we're talking about perception, how we percieve the world. These are optimistic times we're living in, a time of go-getters and doers. Our hero is the entrepreneur, the shaker and the maker. Positive thinking, we are told, is everything. Think it and we can do it, or can we? Let's press the issue. Now, personally, some days, I wake up and I look out the window, and I think it's great to be alive. Other days, like payday or my ex-wife's birthday, I want to hide under the pillows and cry. But that's me, a man of contradictions, as my therapist said. He was a youngie. But, whatever. I'm Maurice Chavez, and on our panel right now, we've got three very contrasting views about the issue of positive thinking. On my right, I have gothic artist, vampire hunter and, in his words, man of the night, Konstantinos Smith. Konstantinos, hello.}} |
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− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= Greetings, mortal. I hope this is good, I'm missing a seance to be here.}} | | |dialogue= Greetings, mortal. I hope this is good, I'm missing a seance to be here.}} |
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− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= You don't sound excited to be here.}} | | |dialogue= You don't sound excited to be here.}} |
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− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= No, man, I'm mind-numbingly depressed. It's great.}} | | |dialogue= No, man, I'm mind-numbingly depressed. It's great.}} |
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− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Okay, I'm going to have to interrupt you there. And on the left, I have positive thinker extraordinare, a man who dragged himself up from the gutter - Jeremy Robard.}} | | |dialogue= Okay, I'm going to have to interrupt you there. And on the left, I have positive thinker extraordinare, a man who dragged himself up from the gutter - Jeremy Robard.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, the ghetto, not the gutter! I didn't live in the gutter, I lived in the ghetto! I'm a survivor, not vermin, I'm from the streets!}} | | |dialogue= Hey, the ghetto, not the gutter! I didn't live in the gutter, I lived in the ghetto! I'm a survivor, not vermin, I'm from the streets!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Okay.}} | | |dialogue= Okay.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, I can teach you how to be a survivor, too, all of you. I can help everyone. I've got what they call a gift for communications. I can help you all realize that gift, make something of yourselves, realize your dreams. I'm like a high school counsilor, I'll show you your potential, it's easy! All you have to do is follow my simple program on audio cassette or VHS.}} | | |dialogue= Hey, I can teach you how to be a survivor, too, all of you. I can help everyone. I've got what they call a gift for communications. I can help you all realize that gift, make something of yourselves, realize your dreams. I'm like a high school counsilor, I'll show you your potential, it's easy! All you have to do is follow my simple program on audio cassette or VHS.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Okay, okay, not right now. This isn't a commercial. And if you're not going to underwrite the station, I can let you read these blatant plugs. People pay for that.}} | | |dialogue= Okay, okay, not right now. This isn't a commercial. And if you're not going to underwrite the station, I can let you read these blatant plugs. People pay for that.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, everything in life is an opportunity. When I was in jail, I got the idea for my current business, and look at me now, I got offices in Vice City, Bogota, Lebanese and Jamaica. If I can do it, I can help you make something of yourself. You can be just like me: a success.}} | | |dialogue= Hey, everything in life is an opportunity. When I was in jail, I got the idea for my current business, and look at me now, I got offices in Vice City, Bogota, Lebanese and Jamaica. If I can do it, I can help you make something of yourself. You can be just like me: a success.}} |
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− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Eh, enough, enough, no more. Not a word from you until you are called upon again.}} | | |dialogue= Eh, enough, enough, no more. Not a word from you until you are called upon again.}} |
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− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= It's a three-stage process, Learn - Start - Doing.}} | | |dialogue= It's a three-stage process, Learn - Start - Doing.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Shut up! I'm warning you, this is my show, you shut your mouth! Shut it now and keep it shut! Do not push me, you shiny-suited prick. Do not push me!}} | | |dialogue= Shut up! I'm warning you, this is my show, you shut your mouth! Shut it now and keep it shut! Do not push me, you shiny-suited prick. Do not push me!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, you have to dress to impress. I cover that in my program. People make judgements on who you are based on your appearance. Scientists say we form 98% of our opinions on the person in the first half-second we meet them. Hey, and if scientists say it, it must be true! I teach you how to live that.}} | | |dialogue= Hey, you have to dress to impress. I cover that in my program. People make judgements on who you are based on your appearance. Scientists say we form 98% of our opinions on the person in the first half-second we meet them. Hey, and if scientists say it, it must be true! I teach you how to live that.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Enough! This is Pressing Issues, enough now, okay, enough, please, no more! Okay, my last panelist is someone without a plan to sell, without a program, but with a beautiful message, so it says here. Vice City's civilian of the year for 1985, Jenny Louise Crab.}} | | |dialogue= Enough! This is Pressing Issues, enough now, okay, enough, please, no more! Okay, my last panelist is someone without a plan to sell, without a program, but with a beautiful message, so it says here. Vice City's civilian of the year for 1985, Jenny Louise Crab.}} |
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− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Hi, Maurice! This is such a lovely studio.}} | | |dialogue= Hi, Maurice! This is such a lovely studio.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Thanks. How are you doing?}} | | |dialogue= Thanks. How are you doing?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Great, great. (laughs) And that time, fantastic! Did you see the sunrise this morning? It was gorgeous. I've been smiling all day ever since! (laughs)}} | | |dialogue= Great, great. (laughs) And that time, fantastic! Did you see the sunrise this morning? It was gorgeous. I've been smiling all day ever since! (laughs)}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= (chuckling) Okay. Now, let's get with the policy of ladies first, and since you seem to be the most pleasant person here, Jenny, let's start with you. You seem like a very happy person.}} | | |dialogue= (chuckling) Okay. Now, let's get with the policy of ladies first, and since you seem to be the most pleasant person here, Jenny, let's start with you. You seem like a very happy person.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Oh, I am. (laughs)}} | | |dialogue= Oh, I am. (laughs)}} |
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− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Really? Why?}} | | |dialogue= Really? Why?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Well, life's great, isn't it? (laughs) I mean, good things come my way because I hold each one close, because I deserve it!}} | | |dialogue= Well, life's great, isn't it? (laughs) I mean, good things come my way because I hold each one close, because I deserve it!}} |
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− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= I bet you wouldn't be so cheery if you had the black plague. Jenny's living in a fictional world. Goths like me, we see the world for what it is: dark songs of the night, black nail polish, very tight black jeans, man.}} | | |dialogue= I bet you wouldn't be so cheery if you had the black plague. Jenny's living in a fictional world. Goths like me, we see the world for what it is: dark songs of the night, black nail polish, very tight black jeans, man.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Like, everything is great. Well, like, well, like everything!}} | | |dialogue= Like, everything is great. Well, like, well, like everything!}} |
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− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Konstantinos, you're shaking your head.}} | | |dialogue= Konstantinos, you're shaking your head.}} |
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− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= I know, Maurice. I am.}} | | |dialogue= I know, Maurice. I am.}} |
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− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Any particular reason?}} | | |dialogue= Any particular reason?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= Yeah.}} | | |dialogue= Yeah.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= What, then?}} | | |dialogue= What, then?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= There's only one thing good about life.}} | | |dialogue= There's only one thing good about life.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Uh-huh, and what's that?}} | | |dialogue= Uh-huh, and what's that?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= Death.}} | | |dialogue= Death.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Death?}} | | |dialogue= Death?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= Yeah, and dying, that's good too. And black, and the moon. At least, when you're dead, you can go around as an astral body and visit places like New Orleans. I love New Orleans, it's really hot and depressing.}} | | |dialogue= Yeah, and dying, that's good too. And black, and the moon. At least, when you're dead, you can go around as an astral body and visit places like New Orleans. I love New Orleans, it's really hot and depressing.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Oh, death is good.}} | | |dialogue= Oh, death is good.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue=Is it?}} | | |dialogue=Is it?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Yeah!}} | | |dialogue= Yeah!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue=What? I-if you're going to inherit a lot of money?}} | | |dialogue=What? I-if you're going to inherit a lot of money?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Yeah, no, I mean, yes! But also if you can be positive and upbeat about things. I mean, like, my parents were brutally murdered a few years ago, yeah, and I was really bothered, but I kept smiling and I got a lot out of it! I'm a much better person today having dealt with that. They were killed so I can have a great personal experience, and I see that now.}} | | |dialogue= Yeah, no, I mean, yes! But also if you can be positive and upbeat about things. I mean, like, my parents were brutally murdered a few years ago, yeah, and I was really bothered, but I kept smiling and I got a lot out of it! I'm a much better person today having dealt with that. They were killed so I can have a great personal experience, and I see that now.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= Lucky bastards, I wish someone would kill me, then I could hang out in the graveyard all the time instead of just on weekends.}} | | |dialogue= Lucky bastards, I wish someone would kill me, then I could hang out in the graveyard all the time instead of just on weekends.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= I know I'm really lucky to have the opportunity to learn about life. You can't control everything in life, so start a day with a smile and you'll end a day with one!}} | | |dialogue= I know I'm really lucky to have the opportunity to learn about life. You can't control everything in life, so start a day with a smile and you'll end a day with one!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue=What do you start a day with, Konstantinos?}} | | |dialogue=What do you start a day with, Konstantinos?}} |
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− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= Usually with a pint of blood at dusk, then I light some candles and cry.}} | | |dialogue= Usually with a pint of blood at dusk, then I light some candles and cry.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= (softly laughs)}} | | |dialogue= (softly laughs)}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Okay, moving on before we're all sick.}} | | |dialogue= Okay, moving on before we're all sick.}} |
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− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= No, Maurice, I do, because I won't be constrained by you. Life is cheap, man, and then you die. If you prepare for the afterlife now, you will be able to summon spirits. That's the truth of the Pentagram, man.}} | | |dialogue= No, Maurice, I do, because I won't be constrained by you. Life is cheap, man, and then you die. If you prepare for the afterlife now, you will be able to summon spirits. That's the truth of the Pentagram, man.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= How profound. You've obviously got a lot of important things to tell the world.}} | | |dialogue= How profound. You've obviously got a lot of important things to tell the world.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= The world is a lie, man. Only darkness is truth. I am very much like Vlad Dracula, born in 16-or 1431.}} | | |dialogue= The world is a lie, man. Only darkness is truth. I am very much like Vlad Dracula, born in 16-or 1431.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= (softly laughs) You're scaring me. I wish you would smile and be happy.}} | | |dialogue= (softly laughs) You're scaring me. I wish you would smile and be happy.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Okay, right, this isn't going that well. Look, uh...}} | | |dialogue= Okay, right, this isn't going that well. Look, uh...}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, can I say something?}} | | |dialogue= Hey, can I say something?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= No. I'm still pissed off with you, you shoulder-pad-wearing shyster.}} | | |dialogue= No. I'm still pissed off with you, you shoulder-pad-wearing shyster.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, hey, hey! Back down, buster, before I bust your balls! No confrontation. As they say in the movies: "I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing." Work with me.}} | | |dialogue= Hey, hey, hey! Back down, buster, before I bust your balls! No confrontation. As they say in the movies: "I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing." Work with me.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= What do you want? A broken nose? Some spear in your eye? You're pushing me, man. I'm Maurice Chavez!}} | | |dialogue= What do you want? A broken nose? Some spear in your eye? You're pushing me, man. I'm Maurice Chavez!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= I know who you are. You used to be a clown. I saw you at a Bar Mitzvah once. You had a great act! What, did you get tired of kids kicking you in the shin? Still, you were a first-class talent!}} | | |dialogue= I know who you are. You used to be a clown. I saw you at a Bar Mitzvah once. You had a great act! What, did you get tired of kids kicking you in the shin? Still, you were a first-class talent!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= I was?}} | | |dialogue= I was?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Yes, yes, great. But you lacked something.}} | | |dialogue= Yes, yes, great. But you lacked something.}} |
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− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= I did?}} | | |dialogue= I did?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Yeah, confidence, friend, confidence. You were all shot up with nerves.}} | | |dialogue= Yeah, confidence, friend, confidence. You were all shot up with nerves.}} |
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− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= I'd like to be all shot up with embalming fluid.}} | | |dialogue= I'd like to be all shot up with embalming fluid.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= That can be arranged. We're talking about me, not Mr. Konstantinos Smith.}} | | |dialogue= That can be arranged. We're talking about me, not Mr. Konstantinos Smith.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Yes, confidence, it's where it all begins: positive thinking. What are we talking about today, Maurice?}} | | |dialogue= Yes, confidence, it's where it all begins: positive thinking. What are we talking about today, Maurice?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= (mumbling) I forget. Morality, no. Violence, no, (normal) the dirty guy without any clothes, yes, you're right! Positive thinking.}} | | |dialogue= (mumbling) I forget. Morality, no. Violence, no, (normal) the dirty guy without any clothes, yes, you're right! Positive thinking.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Exactly, friend. We're talking about you, Maurice Chavez. You couldn't cut it as a clown, but you're great, and I mean great as a public radio host! It takes a lot of work to be uppening your self-important all the time. Every cab I go in, the guys love you.}} | | |dialogue= Exactly, friend. We're talking about you, Maurice Chavez. You couldn't cut it as a clown, but you're great, and I mean great as a public radio host! It takes a lot of work to be uppening your self-important all the time. Every cab I go in, the guys love you.}} |
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− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Hey, thanks.}} | | |dialogue= Hey, thanks.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, don't thank me, thank yourself. You've learned something, then you started something, and now you're doing it! That's what it's all about.}} | | |dialogue= Hey, don't thank me, thank yourself. You've learned something, then you started something, and now you're doing it! That's what it's all about.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= It is?}} | | |dialogue= It is?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Yes, you thought your way to success. It's a 3-step program based on studying successful people, like me. Or, maybe Learn - Start - Doing is a little too intense for you. Maybe you should just Think - Hold that thought - Complete. I never had anyone complain about that program.}} | | |dialogue= Yes, you thought your way to success. It's a 3-step program based on studying successful people, like me. Or, maybe Learn - Start - Doing is a little too intense for you. Maybe you should just Think - Hold that thought - Complete. I never had anyone complain about that program.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Stop that!}} | | |dialogue= Stop that!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, I engaged with you, friend, and you're exchanging with me. I cover this in my second tape. One is a positive action, as practised by successful people like salesmen or prostitutes, and the other is a negative action, as practised by failures like whiners and judges.}} | | |dialogue= Hey, I engaged with you, friend, and you're exchanging with me. I cover this in my second tape. One is a positive action, as practised by successful people like salesmen or prostitutes, and the other is a negative action, as practised by failures like whiners and judges.}} |
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− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= What?}} | | |dialogue= What?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Stop interrupting me. You gotta open your ears and close your mouth. It's very important, I tell my old lady that all the time, I say "Hey, I don't want to hear no complaining! I come home with piles of cash every night and all you do is bitch. The learning starts in here and ends when we open this." Doing is a whole other story, but we'll come to that. Now, all you have to do is call me right away at 866-434-SELF, and for just one monthly payment, I will change your life forever, I promise you. I'll supply you with all the materials you'll need to completely change the way you see the world, guaranteed.}} | | |dialogue= Stop interrupting me. You gotta open your ears and close your mouth. It's very important, I tell my old lady that all the time, I say "Hey, I don't want to hear no complaining! I come home with piles of cash every night and all you do is bitch. The learning starts in here and ends when we open this." Doing is a whole other story, but we'll come to that. Now, all you have to do is call me right away at 866-434-SELF, and for just one monthly payment, I will change your life forever, I promise you. I'll supply you with all the materials you'll need to completely change the way you see the world, guaranteed.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Oh, s-stop, stop right now, this is a debate program, not an infomercial!}} | | |dialogue= Oh, s-stop, stop right now, this is a debate program, not an infomercial!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, that's a great idea! Listen, friend, I mean this in a friendly way. Debating is a 'yes' or 'no' proposition. You need to open your mind to the maybes. We're discussing like friends, not debating like enemies. You see the difference?}} | | |dialogue= Hey, that's a great idea! Listen, friend, I mean this in a friendly way. Debating is a 'yes' or 'no' proposition. You need to open your mind to the maybes. We're discussing like friends, not debating like enemies. You see the difference?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Yes, I do. I think it's so much fun to be on the radio. I'd listen more, but someone stole my radio when they killed my foster family.}} | | |dialogue= Yes, I do. I think it's so much fun to be on the radio. I'd listen more, but someone stole my radio when they killed my foster family.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= I hate everyone, apart from the undead. They're the only ones you can really get along with.}} | | |dialogue= I hate everyone, apart from the undead. They're the only ones you can really get along with.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Well, that's a start. But even you, Mr. Long-hair-and-pale-skin, I can change your outlook, guaranteed.}} | | |dialogue= Well, that's a start. But even you, Mr. Long-hair-and-pale-skin, I can change your outlook, guaranteed.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= That's so great, like puppies!}} | | |dialogue= That's so great, like puppies!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= I saw some dead puppies once.}} | | |dialogue= I saw some dead puppies once.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Aw...}} | | |dialogue= Aw...}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Konstantinos, I've noticed you have a lot of negative thinking. Why the goth lifestyle?}} | | |dialogue= Konstantinos, I've noticed you have a lot of negative thinking. Why the goth lifestyle?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= Well, some say life is a tea party for zombies. Also, when you only wear black, everything matches. In fact, I'll keep wearing black until something darker comes along. It's a known fact that the best poetry is written when you're horribly depressed.}} | | |dialogue= Well, some say life is a tea party for zombies. Also, when you only wear black, everything matches. In fact, I'll keep wearing black until something darker comes along. It's a known fact that the best poetry is written when you're horribly depressed.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Hey, listen, I wrote a haiku: "Oh the red daisy, flowers retain all happiness, sunshine, yay, sunshine!" (laughs)}} | | |dialogue= Hey, listen, I wrote a haiku: "Oh the red daisy, flowers retain all happiness, sunshine, yay, sunshine!" (laughs)}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= You sound like you'd enjoy my program Motivate - Demonstrate - then Motivate Again! Nobody ever complained about that program. You hug people and you laugh like you never laughed before.}} | | |dialogue= You sound like you'd enjoy my program Motivate - Demonstrate - then Motivate Again! Nobody ever complained about that program. You hug people and you laugh like you never laughed before.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Let's get back to the topic at hand, eh? I've had enough of this weirdness. Jenny, let's start with you. How do you maintain such a positive outlook on life? It says in your bio that some awful things have happened to you.}} | | |dialogue= Let's get back to the topic at hand, eh? I've had enough of this weirdness. Jenny, let's start with you. How do you maintain such a positive outlook on life? It says in your bio that some awful things have happened to you.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= I don't think anything awful has happened to me.}} | | |dialogue= I don't think anything awful has happened to me.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= But it says that your-yo-yo-yo-your parents were brutally murdered!}} | | |dialogue= But it says that your-yo-yo-yo-your parents were brutally murdered!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Mommy? Where's mommy? She's just fine, she's probably taking a nap. (laughs) You're like my bad doll, Mr. Livingston, he's a bad doll, bad doll, not like my other dolls! My mom's great, though, thanks for asking.}} | | |dialogue= Mommy? Where's mommy? She's just fine, she's probably taking a nap. (laughs) You're like my bad doll, Mr. Livingston, he's a bad doll, bad doll, not like my other dolls! My mom's great, though, thanks for asking.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Okay, wow, you're psychotic and dosed up to the eyeballs on tranquilizers!}} | | |dialogue= Okay, wow, you're psychotic and dosed up to the eyeballs on tranquilizers!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= If it's psychotic to be happy, then I guess I am! (laughs)}} | | |dialogue= If it's psychotic to be happy, then I guess I am! (laughs)}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= A stalagmite grows an inch every thousand years. That's slow and painful, that's how I wanna live my life. If you can't see the misery, stay out of the kitchen. You may have noticed this on a tattoo, it's Egyptian and represents the breath of life, even in the afterworld. It's my key to eternal life after death.}} | | |dialogue= A stalagmite grows an inch every thousand years. That's slow and painful, that's how I wanna live my life. If you can't see the misery, stay out of the kitchen. You may have noticed this on a tattoo, it's Egyptian and represents the breath of life, even in the afterworld. It's my key to eternal life after death.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, why don't you carry your keys in your pocket like everyone else?}} | | |dialogue= Hey, why don't you carry your keys in your pocket like everyone else?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= Because only that which is burned or scratched into your flesh comes with you to the afterlife!}} | | |dialogue= Because only that which is burned or scratched into your flesh comes with you to the afterlife!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= (chuckles) I bet my ex-wife will be there waiting for me in the afterlife, the bitch is crazy! Hey, can you put a hex on my ex-wife, like some kind of spooky voodoo or something?}} | | |dialogue= (chuckles) I bet my ex-wife will be there waiting for me in the afterlife, the bitch is crazy! Hey, can you put a hex on my ex-wife, like some kind of spooky voodoo or something?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= I do dabble in the dark arts and magic.}} | | |dialogue= I do dabble in the dark arts and magic.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= I ain't talking about magic like pulling a rabbit out of your ass or pulling quarters out of your ears. I'm talking voodoo, you know, "dance around with a chicken" voodoo. That bitch was a grass.}} | | |dialogue= I ain't talking about magic like pulling a rabbit out of your ass or pulling quarters out of your ears. I'm talking voodoo, you know, "dance around with a chicken" voodoo. That bitch was a grass.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= Why does everyone assume that just because we're goths, we're weird?}} | | |dialogue= Why does everyone assume that just because we're goths, we're weird?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= I dunno, the hood, cane, black fingernail polish may have something to do with it. What is the last time you've seen the sun?}} | | |dialogue= I dunno, the hood, cane, black fingernail polish may have something to do with it. What is the last time you've seen the sun?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= It's been over 18 years since I was out in open sunlight. I only leave the house if it's raining, or if I need milk.}} | | |dialogue= It's been over 18 years since I was out in open sunlight. I only leave the house if it's raining, or if I need milk.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Exactly. Listen, I was just like you at one time, except I didn't wear make-up. That would get you a firm beating where I grew up. I'm happy to give you a sample of my course Learn - Start - Doing. I promise you'll run out and buy some colored clothing and listen to some music other than people groaning on and on for half an hour about how much it rains in Manchester. Life is what you make of it. Look at me, I got a condo, a hot tub, a lot of girls...}} | | |dialogue= Exactly. Listen, I was just like you at one time, except I didn't wear make-up. That would get you a firm beating where I grew up. I'm happy to give you a sample of my course Learn - Start - Doing. I promise you'll run out and buy some colored clothing and listen to some music other than people groaning on and on for half an hour about how much it rains in Manchester. Life is what you make of it. Look at me, I got a condo, a hot tub, a lot of girls...}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= Listen, you're really bringing me down, which is hard to do. I've been to the other side many times. Sometimes, I barely come back. It's all about astral projection, like right now, I'm projecting myself into the womens bathroom at the fairgrounds.}} | | |dialogue= Listen, you're really bringing me down, which is hard to do. I've been to the other side many times. Sometimes, I barely come back. It's all about astral projection, like right now, I'm projecting myself into the womens bathroom at the fairgrounds.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, that's a good trick! Maybe you and I should go into business together.}} | | |dialogue= Hey, that's a good trick! Maybe you and I should go into business together.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Oy, look, I've had enough of this lovefest. You, you're a motivational conman and you, you are a maniacally depressed loony with anemia. You guys should hate each other!}} | | |dialogue= Oy, look, I've had enough of this lovefest. You, you're a motivational conman and you, you are a maniacally depressed loony with anemia. You guys should hate each other!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Did you say Love Fist? These guys are so super. Listen, I just wrote another poem: "If I had a flower for every time I think of you, I'd walk forever in a garden".}} | | |dialogue= Did you say Love Fist? These guys are so super. Listen, I just wrote another poem: "If I had a flower for every time I think of you, I'd walk forever in a garden".}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= And I just wrote a poem too: "Shut up, you weird pathetic people, this is my show, Maurice Chavez!" Capisce? Comprende? We're not here to recite poetry or sell motivation tapes or talk to dead people. We're here to press the issue. Anyway, let's take a break. We'll be right back after this important information from Vice City Public Radio.}} | | |dialogue= And I just wrote a poem too: "Shut up, you weird pathetic people, this is my show, Maurice Chavez!" Capisce? Comprende? We're not here to recite poetry or sell motivation tapes or talk to dead people. We're here to press the issue. Anyway, let's take a break. We'll be right back after this important information from Vice City Public Radio.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
| |background=The program takes a break and cuts to Jonathan and Michelle's pledge drive.}} | | |background=The program takes a break and cuts to Jonathan and Michelle's pledge drive.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Michelle Montanius | + | |name=Michelle |
| |dialogue= That's Pressing Issues here on VCPR, Vice City Public Radio. If you haven't given money to VCPR and you're listening to this station, you are a thief!}} | | |dialogue= That's Pressing Issues here on VCPR, Vice City Public Radio. If you haven't given money to VCPR and you're listening to this station, you are a thief!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jonathan Freeloader | + | |name=Jonathan |
| |dialogue= That's right, Michelle! You might as well throw a brick through the window and loot the place. How selfish you people are? This is public radio, serving the public with everything that is important, like me. So, come on, keep us on air, it's really important.}} | | |dialogue= That's right, Michelle! You might as well throw a brick through the window and loot the place. How selfish you people are? This is public radio, serving the public with everything that is important, like me. So, come on, keep us on air, it's really important.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Michelle Montanius | + | |name=Michelle |
| |dialogue= Send us your money! I'm going to say this over and over until you do.}} | | |dialogue= Send us your money! I'm going to say this over and over until you do.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jonathan Freeloader | + | |name=Jonathan |
| |dialogue= Yes, Michelle is known for her "beg-a-thon tantrums". She cares about this station, unlike you! Think of how much money you spend on drive-thru fast-food and commemorative plates. Take that money right now and send it, direct to me, Jonathan Freeloader, Starfish Island, Vice City. Now, back to the show, with Maurice Chavez, the asshole.}} | | |dialogue= Yes, Michelle is known for her "beg-a-thon tantrums". She cares about this station, unlike you! Think of how much money you spend on drive-thru fast-food and commemorative plates. Take that money right now and send it, direct to me, Jonathan Freeloader, Starfish Island, Vice City. Now, back to the show, with Maurice Chavez, the asshole.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Michelle Montanius | + | |name=Michelle |
| |dialogue= You're correct, he is an asshole.}} | | |dialogue= You're correct, he is an asshole.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
| |background=The program resumes to the "Perception and Positive Thinking" segment of Pressing Issues.}} | | |background=The program resumes to the "Perception and Positive Thinking" segment of Pressing Issues.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= I'm Maurice Chavez, welcome back. I used to be a performance clown, now I'm running a debate show. Funny how things turn out, eh? (chuckles) Or is it? That's the question, you see. If we look up on life as a positive experience, do we make it any better? That's what we're discussing right now here on Pressing Issues. Free radio with free ideas, just keep those donations pouring in, don't sell out to corporations, we all need a voice, really, we do! And today, right now, we're giving a voice to three very different people discussing positive thinking, a healthy mental attitude. We got a very happy orphan, (Jenny softly laughs) and we've got a motivational speaker with a number of systems. So, let's start with you, Konstantinos, you strange creepy creature of darkness. Have you got a positive mental attitude?}} | | |dialogue= I'm Maurice Chavez, welcome back. I used to be a performance clown, now I'm running a debate show. Funny how things turn out, eh? (chuckles) Or is it? That's the question, you see. If we look up on life as a positive experience, do we make it any better? That's what we're discussing right now here on Pressing Issues. Free radio with free ideas, just keep those donations pouring in, don't sell out to corporations, we all need a voice, really, we do! And today, right now, we're giving a voice to three very different people discussing positive thinking, a healthy mental attitude. We got a very happy orphan, (Jenny softly laughs) and we've got a motivational speaker with a number of systems. So, let's start with you, Konstantinos, you strange creepy creature of darkness. Have you got a positive mental attitude?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= I like to think so.}} | | |dialogue= I like to think so.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Oh, really?}} | | |dialogue= Oh, really?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= Misery and suffering - it's everywhere, man. And I actively want a fatal disease. What bad can possibly happen to me?}} | | |dialogue= Misery and suffering - it's everywhere, man. And I actively want a fatal disease. What bad can possibly happen to me?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue=You could win the lottery.}} | | |dialogue=You could win the lottery.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= The lottery? That's for people with hope. I don't enter the lottery.}} | | |dialogue= The lottery? That's for people with hope. I don't enter the lottery.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue=You could...damn! Y-you two, help me here!}} | | |dialogue=You could...damn! Y-you two, help me here!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= I think he's great, I think he's really sweet. I love your hair, it reminds me of a big shaggy dog with long, greasy straight hair.}} | | |dialogue= I think he's great, I think he's really sweet. I love your hair, it reminds me of a big shaggy dog with long, greasy straight hair.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= You know, Chavez, this weird goth guy, he's got a point. I mean, in many ways, what he's talking about is covered in my 3-step program tape 17, "Motivate - Demonstrate - then Motivate Again Part 9: Facing Home Truths". You see, we all have to face up to a few home truths: I'll never be prom queen, Jenny will never have her parents, you'll never make it in the entertainment business. It's about realistic goals. I can change your life.}} | | |dialogue= You know, Chavez, this weird goth guy, he's got a point. I mean, in many ways, what he's talking about is covered in my 3-step program tape 17, "Motivate - Demonstrate - then Motivate Again Part 9: Facing Home Truths". You see, we all have to face up to a few home truths: I'll never be prom queen, Jenny will never have her parents, you'll never make it in the entertainment business. It's about realistic goals. I can change your life.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue=Uh, just a second, Robard. What isn't covered in your 3-step program? What don't you talk about in your library of congress-sized tape cassette library? Whatever we talk about: greed, goths, depression, changing lives, who are you? What have you done that's so great? You wear a cheap suit, your hair is stuffed rigid with spray, your breath stinks of whiskey, you-you look like you sell drugs to people! You're a joke, boria, a bad joke!}} | | |dialogue=Uh, just a second, Robard. What isn't covered in your 3-step program? What don't you talk about in your library of congress-sized tape cassette library? Whatever we talk about: greed, goths, depression, changing lives, who are you? What have you done that's so great? You wear a cheap suit, your hair is stuffed rigid with spray, your breath stinks of whiskey, you-you look like you sell drugs to people! You're a joke, boria, a bad joke!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Oh, now this is getting personal. I come on your cheap-ass show, I spare my valuable time, I cancel several important speaking engagements, I talked to thousands of VIPs in order to spread a message of hope, and this is how I get treated: I get insulted by a man with dandruff, I get slandered by a guy who couldn't amuse a birthday party of 9-year olds, I get attacked by a guy who works on a volunteer radio!}} | | |dialogue= Oh, now this is getting personal. I come on your cheap-ass show, I spare my valuable time, I cancel several important speaking engagements, I talked to thousands of VIPs in order to spread a message of hope, and this is how I get treated: I get insulted by a man with dandruff, I get slandered by a guy who couldn't amuse a birthday party of 9-year olds, I get attacked by a guy who works on a volunteer radio!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue=This is not volunteer radio, I earn a salary!}} | | |dialogue=This is not volunteer radio, I earn a salary!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= How much? How much do you earn, Chavez, big man, tough guy with a microphone and a cheap jacket, and a look that says "My highest hope in life is to work in a bookstore"?! I'm a go-getter, you're a cheapskate.}} | | |dialogue= How much? How much do you earn, Chavez, big man, tough guy with a microphone and a cheap jacket, and a look that says "My highest hope in life is to work in a bookstore"?! I'm a go-getter, you're a cheapskate.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue=You're a fraud with nothing to tell people, and no way of helping people.}} | | |dialogue=You're a fraud with nothing to tell people, and no way of helping people.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= Excellent, I'm really loving this. I hope one of them gets killed.}} | | |dialogue= Excellent, I'm really loving this. I hope one of them gets killed.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Shut up, dork!}} | | |dialogue= Shut up, dork!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Oh, the bunnies are stabbing each other!}} | | |dialogue= Oh, the bunnies are stabbing each other!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Shut up! I have a condo, I have a hot tub, I vacation in Aruba...}} | | |dialogue= Shut up! I have a condo, I have a hot tub, I vacation in Aruba...}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= "Vacation" is not a verb, moron.}} | | |dialogue= "Vacation" is not a verb, moron.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Yes, it is, because I'm a VIP! I'm very important, and I'm a teacher, a wiseman, not an opinionated dope, a naysayer sitting on his side of life, criticizing others while all he can do is get a crappy gig down at a moron station, a man who lives with his mother.}} | | |dialogue= Yes, it is, because I'm a VIP! I'm very important, and I'm a teacher, a wiseman, not an opinionated dope, a naysayer sitting on his side of life, criticizing others while all he can do is get a crappy gig down at a moron station, a man who lives with his mother.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= I'm between apartments.}} | | |dialogue= I'm between apartments.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= And I'm between mansions, buster, from helping people! You know how good it feels to be me? Do you have any idea, any idea at all how great it feels to wake up and realize you're a rich and talented important person, and in a waterbed with mirrors on the ceiling and more girls than you can imagine? And every time I step outside the door, I can choose which car to drive, if I choose to drive. I have 5 chauffeurs.}} | | |dialogue= And I'm between mansions, buster, from helping people! You know how good it feels to be me? Do you have any idea, any idea at all how great it feels to wake up and realize you're a rich and talented important person, and in a waterbed with mirrors on the ceiling and more girls than you can imagine? And every time I step outside the door, I can choose which car to drive, if I choose to drive. I have 5 chauffeurs.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= No, you haven't!}} | | |dialogue= No, you haven't!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Yes, I have!}} | | |dialogue= Yes, I have!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Sweep it under the carpet, that's my motto! (laughs) If I can't see it, it's not there! (laughs)}} | | |dialogue= Sweep it under the carpet, that's my motto! (laughs) If I can't see it, it's not there! (laughs)}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Look, I hate to burst your bubble here, but I know you live in a very small apartment overlooking the gasworks. You ain't a big shot, you ain't even a medium shot, you're an asshole, a creepy jailbird, who doesn't know-!}} | | |dialogue= Look, I hate to burst your bubble here, but I know you live in a very small apartment overlooking the gasworks. You ain't a big shot, you ain't even a medium shot, you're an asshole, a creepy jailbird, who doesn't know-!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, I have a message! I can save lives, I'm a savior, my friend. I have a gift for communication, and this is how I get treated: I get insulted, I get paired with a pair of retards, a guy who's afraid of the sun and a girl dosed up to the eyeballs on antidepressants. Sweetheart, I can get you something much better.}} | | |dialogue= Hey, I have a message! I can save lives, I'm a savior, my friend. I have a gift for communication, and this is how I get treated: I get insulted, I get paired with a pair of retards, a guy who's afraid of the sun and a girl dosed up to the eyeballs on antidepressants. Sweetheart, I can get you something much better.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= These pills are very strong today, maybe I took too much accidentally. Oh well! (laughs)}} | | |dialogue= These pills are very strong today, maybe I took too much accidentally. Oh well! (laughs)}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= This chick is out of her mind! I thought I was gonna get to help people on the radio, to demonstrate my program, to help you, Chavez! Those people on the phone said you were a desperate, lonely man on the edge!}} | | |dialogue= This chick is out of her mind! I thought I was gonna get to help people on the radio, to demonstrate my program, to help you, Chavez! Those people on the phone said you were a desperate, lonely man on the edge!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Leave! Leave right now. Get out of my studio, go get your own radio show, go save some other people!}} | | |dialogue= Leave! Leave right now. Get out of my studio, go get your own radio show, go save some other people!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, I'm not leaving till I have the opportunity to save people and sell some tapes. You can call right now and send in the money order. Soon, you can have a luxury condo and a waterbed, and a suit made in Singapore based on the latest Italian style.}} | | |dialogue= Hey, I'm not leaving till I have the opportunity to save people and sell some tapes. You can call right now and send in the money order. Soon, you can have a luxury condo and a waterbed, and a suit made in Singapore based on the latest Italian style.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Enough! Enough, now, shut up!}} | | |dialogue= Enough! Enough, now, shut up!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Hey, vampire boy! I'll give you 20 bucks if you could put a hex on Chavez.}} | | |dialogue= Hey, vampire boy! I'll give you 20 bucks if you could put a hex on Chavez.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= (as Jenny continuingly laughs) Dark forces, I summon you to me...banish these weaklings and mental inferior ones from my presence...}} | | |dialogue= (as Jenny continuingly laughs) Dark forces, I summon you to me...banish these weaklings and mental inferior ones from my presence...}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Shut up!}} | | |dialogue= Shut up!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= No, you little snotty nose prick!}} | | |dialogue= No, you little snotty nose prick!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= What?!}} | | |dialogue= What?!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Your shoes got lifts, buster, I can tell.}} | | |dialogue= Your shoes got lifts, buster, I can tell.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Hey, lift this, hairspray!}} | | |dialogue= Hey, lift this, hairspray!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
| |background=A smashing noise is heard.}} | | |background=A smashing noise is heard.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Ow, my nose!}} | | |dialogue= Ow, my nose!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Daddy, stop bleeding!}} | | |dialogue= Daddy, stop bleeding!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= This costs a lot of money! I'll sue you into jail, asshole!}} | | |dialogue= This costs a lot of money! I'll sue you into jail, asshole!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jenny Louise Crab | + | |name=Jenny |
| |dialogue= Stop fighting, please! I hate it when we fight. Can't we have a group hug?}} | | |dialogue= Stop fighting, please! I hate it when we fight. Can't we have a group hug?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Konstantinos Smith | + | |name=Smith |
| |dialogue= Hit me, man! I like it.}} | | |dialogue= Hit me, man! I like it.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= Oh, my damn nose...}} | | |dialogue= Oh, my damn nose...}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Oh, stop crying, baby boy! Who are you gonna tell, huh? Where's your 3-step program now? You think I'm a little wimp now? You wanna be rude about Pressing Issues now, eh? You think you a tough guy from the gutter now, huh, my friend? You think you can screw with me, with Maurice Chavez? Whatchu' thinking, asshole?!}} | | |dialogue= Oh, stop crying, baby boy! Who are you gonna tell, huh? Where's your 3-step program now? You think I'm a little wimp now? You wanna be rude about Pressing Issues now, eh? You think you a tough guy from the gutter now, huh, my friend? You think you can screw with me, with Maurice Chavez? Whatchu' thinking, asshole?!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jeremy Robard | + | |name=Jeremy |
| |dialogue= I'm sorry, please don't hit me again, I love your show!}} | | |dialogue= I'm sorry, please don't hit me again, I love your show!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Maurice Chavez | + | |name=Maurice |
| |dialogue= Eh, phew, I think I understand this positive thinking! And that was Pressing Issues. I think we've covered a lot of ground, we learned all about how to press the issue, and remember: if at first you don't get hurt, hit the guy very hard in the face with a paperweight, it just worked for me, and I feel like a million dollars! Let's tell you a little bit more about exactly how public radio is financed and quality programs like Pressing Issues come on the air. Don't go away!}} | | |dialogue= Eh, phew, I think I understand this positive thinking! And that was Pressing Issues. I think we've covered a lot of ground, we learned all about how to press the issue, and remember: if at first you don't get hurt, hit the guy very hard in the face with a paperweight, it just worked for me, and I feel like a million dollars! Let's tell you a little bit more about exactly how public radio is financed and quality programs like Pressing Issues come on the air. Don't go away!}} |
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| |background=The "Perception and Positive Thinking" segment ends and cuts to Jonathan and Michelle's pledge drive.}} | | |background=The "Perception and Positive Thinking" segment ends and cuts to Jonathan and Michelle's pledge drive.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Michelle Montanius | + | |name=Michelle |
| |dialogue= That was Pressing Issues and this is Vice City Public Radio. We hope you're enjoying the show as much as you're about to enjoy listening to me and Jonathan Freeloader.}} | | |dialogue= That was Pressing Issues and this is Vice City Public Radio. We hope you're enjoying the show as much as you're about to enjoy listening to me and Jonathan Freeloader.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jonathan Freeloader | + | |name=Jonathan |
| |dialogue= Hello, everybody.}} | | |dialogue= Hello, everybody.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Michelle Montanius | + | |name=Michelle |
| |dialogue= Hi, Jonathan, how are you?}} | | |dialogue= Hi, Jonathan, how are you?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jonathan Freeloader | + | |name=Jonathan |
| |dialogue= Heartbroken, Michelle.}} | | |dialogue= Heartbroken, Michelle.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Michelle Montanius | + | |name=Michelle |
| |dialogue= Why, Jonathan, why?}} | | |dialogue= Why, Jonathan, why?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jonathan Freeloader | + | |name=Jonathan |
| |dialogue= Well, because it seems people just don't care anymore. I mean, where are people's priorities? We have campaigned tirelessly for public radio for literally months now, and the station is still in trouble, but a man with a hygeine problem puts on a pop concert and suddenly, everyone has money to hand over to starving kids they've never even met. I think it's a disgrace.}} | | |dialogue= Well, because it seems people just don't care anymore. I mean, where are people's priorities? We have campaigned tirelessly for public radio for literally months now, and the station is still in trouble, but a man with a hygeine problem puts on a pop concert and suddenly, everyone has money to hand over to starving kids they've never even met. I think it's a disgrace.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Michelle Montanius | + | |name=Michelle |
| |dialogue= Yes, people are very shallow.}} | | |dialogue= Yes, people are very shallow.}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jonathan Freeloader | + | |name=Jonathan |
| |dialogue= Like you?}} | | |dialogue= Like you?}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Michelle Montanius | + | |name=Michelle |
| |dialogue= Exactly like me, but radio is much more important than food. I have a good mind not to let them go back into Pressing Issues this time. You have to give us some money. It is a...it..it's a disaster, that's what it is! What's wrong with you people?! Please, we're struggling to pay for our second homes here!}} | | |dialogue= Exactly like me, but radio is much more important than food. I have a good mind not to let them go back into Pressing Issues this time. You have to give us some money. It is a...it..it's a disaster, that's what it is! What's wrong with you people?! Please, we're struggling to pay for our second homes here!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Jonathan Freeloader | + | |name=Jonathan |
| |dialogue= And I've only had 3 vacations this year!}} | | |dialogue= And I've only had 3 vacations this year!}} |
| {{GTAVCLine | | {{GTAVCLine |
− | |name=Michelle Montanius | + | |name=Michelle |
| |dialogue= You poor, poor man. Let's get on with the show. Remember: call now, please, we need your money, urgently!}} | | |dialogue= You poor, poor man. Let's get on with the show. Remember: call now, please, we need your money, urgently!}} |
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