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罪恶都市的电台里有很多重复的广告。 | 罪恶都市的电台里有很多重复的广告。 | ||
== 红脖子英语速成 == | == 红脖子英语速成 == | ||
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|background=广告：Learn Redneck Pretty Fast（红脖子英语速成）}} | |background=广告：Learn Redneck Pretty Fast（红脖子英语速成）}} | ||
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|name=MALE | |name=MALE | ||
|dialogue= Throughout human history people have come to these shores to pursue the American dream - Life, liberty and the chance to exploit others and get one over on your fellow man. Some people say "America is a wild west darwinian nightmare!" But hey! We have the best fried food, and theme restaurants in the world! To take full advantage of the remarkable opportunity of this land of select freedom, you got to understand the language of freedom. Some call it American English, others call it: backwater, stump jumpin, jibber speak! But to us it's plain old redneck. It's the language of government, business and the language of friendship. And now you can learn real spoken English fast with this exciting 40 cassette program called "Learn redneck pretty fast"! Available in Spanish to redneck, French to redneck, Japanese to redneck, English and of course Latin. Just listen to this vocabulary lesson. | |dialogue= Throughout human history people have come to these shores to pursue the American dream - Life, liberty and the chance to exploit others and get one over on your fellow man. Some people say "America is a wild west darwinian nightmare!" But hey! We have the best fried food, and theme restaurants in the world! To take full advantage of the remarkable opportunity of this land of select freedom, you got to understand the language of freedom. Some call it American English, others call it: backwater, stump jumpin, jibber speak! But to us it's plain old redneck. It's the language of government, business and the language of friendship. And now you can learn real spoken English fast with this exciting 40 cassette program called "Learn redneck pretty fast"! Available in Spanish to redneck, French to redneck, Japanese to redneck, English and of course Latin. Just listen to this vocabulary lesson. | ||
| − | |zh= | + | |zh= 纵观人类历史，人们来到海岸追求所谓的美国梦，也就是生命和自由，以及剥削他人、胜过同胞的机会。有人说“美国就是野蛮的西部达尔文主义噩梦！”但是，嘿！我们有世界上最好的油炸食品和主题餐厅！要想充分把握这片自由之地的大好时机，你必须懂得自由的语言。有人称之为美式英语，也有人称它为：落后的语言，乡巴佬语言或者胡言乱语！但对我们来说，这只不过是平凡且具有乡土气息的语言，这是政府、商业和友谊的语言。现在，您可以通过这40盒磁带内置的“红脖子英语速成”程序，快速掌握真正的英语口语！我们还提供西班牙语到红脖子英语、法语到红脖子英语、日语到红脖子英语、英语，当然还有拉丁语到红脖子英语的课程。现在，请听一听这个词汇课程。}} |
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|name=MALE | |name=MALE | ||
|dialogue= Order now and you'll get a commemorate spit tool and a video tape that shows you how to cook armadillo. Armadillo is good eatin'! It's like a lobster except you can run over it and eat it! call now! | |dialogue= Order now and you'll get a commemorate spit tool and a video tape that shows you how to cook armadillo. Armadillo is good eatin'! It's like a lobster except you can run over it and eat it! call now! | ||
| − | |zh= | + | |zh= 现在订购，您还会获得一个痰盂作为纪念，还有教你如何烹饪犰狳的录像带。犰狳很好吃！就像龙虾一样可以吃，只不过你没法一脚踩死它！现在就拨打热线吧！}} |
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== 完美造型 == | == 完美造型 == | ||
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|background=广告：Complete the Look（完美造型）}} | |background=广告：Complete the Look（完美造型）}} | ||
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|name=MALE | |name=MALE | ||
|dialogue= Complete the look with a personalize chest wig! At Vice City's one stop shop for people who know what the ladies want! Wow, you look manly! | |dialogue= Complete the look with a personalize chest wig! At Vice City's one stop shop for people who know what the ladies want! Wow, you look manly! | ||
| − | |zh= | + | |zh= 用个性化假胸毛打造完美造型！在罪城的一站式购物中心，为那些懂得女性需求的人而设！哇，你好有男人味！}} |
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|name=FEMALE | |name=FEMALE | ||
|dialogue= Complete the look. | |dialogue= Complete the look. | ||
|zh= 完美造型。}} | |zh= 完美造型。}} | ||
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== 费尔南多的男士奖章 == | == 费尔南多的男士奖章 == | ||
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|background=广告：Fernando's Medallion Man（费尔南多的男士奖章）}} | |background=广告：Fernando's Medallion Man（费尔南多的男士奖章）}} | ||
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|name=Fernando | |name=Fernando | ||
|dialogue= Hello, I'am Fernando Martinez! I think by now You know I'am an emotional kinda of guy. People stop me in the street and say, "Fernando! What the hell is wrong with me? Silk shirt, hairy chest, enough after shave to drown a household pet! But I still cannot get a women!" I tell them, "You are an ignorant fool! Without the symbol of power and fertility around your neck, what kind of women is going to respect you?! That is why I have team up with Medallion Man, the shop for medallion needs! You see sometimes girls like other girls but they need men. Men with big Bulging-gold-plated-disk of virility buried in their deep jungle of their hairy chest. Medallion Man caters to all levels of masculinity: For the animal lover, a Cobra, a Stallion or a Gorilla medallion brings out the beast within. For the Civil War associates how about a medallion that tells the story of the battle of Bullrun to the Gettysburg address. And for the traditional man with raging and the pescomplex, a gold plated picture of mom, to hang around your neck and really impress the ladies. Don't forget; every women knows if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family. | |dialogue= Hello, I'am Fernando Martinez! I think by now You know I'am an emotional kinda of guy. People stop me in the street and say, "Fernando! What the hell is wrong with me? Silk shirt, hairy chest, enough after shave to drown a household pet! But I still cannot get a women!" I tell them, "You are an ignorant fool! Without the symbol of power and fertility around your neck, what kind of women is going to respect you?! That is why I have team up with Medallion Man, the shop for medallion needs! You see sometimes girls like other girls but they need men. Men with big Bulging-gold-plated-disk of virility buried in their deep jungle of their hairy chest. Medallion Man caters to all levels of masculinity: For the animal lover, a Cobra, a Stallion or a Gorilla medallion brings out the beast within. For the Civil War associates how about a medallion that tells the story of the battle of Bullrun to the Gettysburg address. And for the traditional man with raging and the pescomplex, a gold plated picture of mom, to hang around your neck and really impress the ladies. Don't forget; every women knows if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family. | ||
| − | |zh= 大家好，我是费尔南多·马丁内斯！我想现在你都已经知道我是一个情感非常丰富的人（因为他是情绪98. | + | |zh= 大家好，我是费尔南多·马丁内斯！我想现在你都已经知道我是一个情感非常丰富的人（因为他是情绪98.3的主持人）。人们在街上拦住我问：“费尔南多！我到底是怎么回事？我穿了丝绸衬衫，胸毛浓密，我剃的毛都足以淹死一只家养宠物了！但我仍然无法吸引到女性！” 我告诉他们：“你真的错到家了！你的脖子上没有展示出男性魅力和吸引力的标志，你指望什么样的女人会尊重你？”这就是我与“男士奖章”合作的原因，满足一切奖章需求的商店。你看，有时女性虽然互相吸引，但她们还是需要男人，在他们浓密的胸毛深处的丛林中埋藏着巨大金质勋章的男人。“男士奖章”可以迎合所有层次的男子气概：对于动物爱好者来说，眼镜蛇、种马或大猩猩的奖章能唤起出他们内心的兽性；对于喜欢内战的人来说，一枚讲述布尔伦战役和葛底斯堡演说的纪念章不错吧？对于那些易怒还带有恋母情结的传统男人来说，一张镀金的母亲照片挂在你的脖子上，真的可以给女性留下深刻的印象。不要忘记，每位女性都知道，如果你连一个奖章都负担不起，那就更别提养家了。}} |
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| − | |background=广告：Shady | + | |background=广告：Shady Acres（阴凉之地）}} |
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|dialogue= I'm a VIP! And I wanna live around people like myself - rich and divorced. (Shady Acers!) | |dialogue= I'm a VIP! And I wanna live around people like myself - rich and divorced. (Shady Acers!) | ||
| − | |zh= | + | |zh= 我是VIP！我只想和我一个层次的人生活在一起，又有钱还离婚。（阴凉之地）}} |
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|name=AVERY | |name=AVERY | ||
|dialogue= I'm Avery Carrington, Shady Acers is incredible upscale, state of the art, top notch condominium development. (Condo!) A short drive out of town on some Christine wetlands. Away from the north and uninvited diversity of the city! (Shady Acers!) And when you buy into that dream that is Shady Acers, not only do you get a luxuriest 5 thousand square foot condo with underground parking for your newly acquired sports car, but there's also a Jacuzzi for entertainment. (Jacuzzi!) Each condo is tastefully furnished with a stock bar and a exotic water bed shaped like a dollar sign. Shady Acers also has a golf range, firing range, Heli pad and exotic petting zoo when your kids come to visit. (Shady Acers!) You're successful! Start defining your life style, start defining yourself! | |dialogue= I'm Avery Carrington, Shady Acers is incredible upscale, state of the art, top notch condominium development. (Condo!) A short drive out of town on some Christine wetlands. Away from the north and uninvited diversity of the city! (Shady Acers!) And when you buy into that dream that is Shady Acers, not only do you get a luxuriest 5 thousand square foot condo with underground parking for your newly acquired sports car, but there's also a Jacuzzi for entertainment. (Jacuzzi!) Each condo is tastefully furnished with a stock bar and a exotic water bed shaped like a dollar sign. Shady Acers also has a golf range, firing range, Heli pad and exotic petting zoo when your kids come to visit. (Shady Acers!) You're successful! Start defining your life style, start defining yourself! | ||
| − | |zh= | + | |zh= 我是埃弗里·卡林顿，阴凉之地是不同凡响的高档次、先进且顶级的公寓开发项目。（公寓）在城外不远，经过一片克里斯汀湿地，远离城市北部那不受邀的多样性！（阴凉之地）当你买下阴凉之地这个梦想时，你将拥有一个5000平方英尺的豪华公寓，不仅有地下停车场，方便你停放新购的跑车，还有一个按摩浴缸供你娱乐放松。（按摩浴缸）每间公寓都配有高雅的酒吧和一张美元符号形状的异国情调水床。当你的孩子来拜访时，阴凉之地还提供高尔夫球场、射击场、停机坪和异国宠物园。（阴凉之地）你已经是成功人士了！开始塑造你的生活方式，开始定义真正的自己！}} |
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|dialogue= Shady Acers! | |dialogue= Shady Acers! | ||
| − | |zh= | + | |zh= 阴凉之地！}} |
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|name=AVERY | |name=AVERY | ||
|dialogue= Shady Acers, happiness is worth the price! (Shady Acers!) | |dialogue= Shady Acers, happiness is worth the price! (Shady Acers!) | ||
| − | |zh= | + | |zh= 阴凉之地，幸福值得这个价！（阴凉之地）}} |
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| + | == 理查德牧师的救赎基金 == | ||
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| + | |background=广告：Pastor Richards Salvation Fund（理查德牧师的救赎基金）}} | ||
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| + | |name=Pastor Richards | ||
| + | |dialogue= Do yourself a favor, pick up your telephone, call now. 1-866-9-SAVEME. What better place to witness 40,000 years of nuclear winter, than from the comfort of your very own ready nuclear bunker? When we raise 25 million, we will build a 50 story tall likeness of ME. If we raise 300 million the statue will rotate, so I can look over this great city and cast an evil eye on degenerates. And when the eminent nuclear strike occurs, those who put faith into action with sufficient generous contributions, will join me inside the Pastor Richards salvation statue, as we blast into space! Contribute to the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund. Pick up your telephone. Call now, 1-866-9SAVEME. | ||
| + | |zh= 给自己一个机会，拿起你的手机，立刻拨打1-866-9-SAVEME。还有什么地方能比在自己准备的核掩体中更舒适地度过长达4万年的核冬天呢？一旦我们筹集到2500万美元，我们将建造一座高达50层的“我”的雕像。如果我们能够筹集到3亿美元，那么这座雕像甚至可以旋转，这样我就能够俯瞰这座伟大的城市，并对那些背离信仰的人投以邪恶的目光。当超级核打击来临时，那些付诸行动并慷慨捐款的人们将与我一同进入理查兹牧师的救世雕像，向太空发射！为理查兹牧师救世雕像基金捐款。拿起你的电话，马上拨打1-866-9SAVEME。}} | ||
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| + | == BJ史密斯橄榄球健身法 == | ||
| + | {{GTAVCLine | ||
| + | |background=广告：BJ Smith's Fit For Football（BJ史密斯橄榄球健身法）}} | ||
| + | {{GTAVCLine | ||
| + | |name=BJ Smith | ||
| + | |dialogue= Hi, I'm BJ Smith. In my long and illustrious three year career at the top of pro football. I whooped some serious ass and got paid for it. They didn't call me death in tight pants for nothing. When you've had such a rewarding career maiming others as I have, you know how to stay fit. Through running, wrestling, stuffing 20s down panties of foxy strippers, firearm training, naval pursuit and beating the hell out of your fellow man. That's what keeps me healthy. And now, using training methods, I perfected. It's going to work for you with BJ's Fit for Football. Watch those pounds fall off. I'm down to 300 pounds using exactly the method I demonstrated on tape. I mean, who are you gonna trust to get fit? A man who can rip your arm off and beat you in, or an aerobics instructor who wouldn’t get drafted by the local hopscotch team? Hell no, BJ's Fit for Football, out now on Beta and VHS. Remember to win in a game of football, or life, you have to annihilate everything in your path in a blind rage. | ||
| + | |zh= 嗨，我是BJ史密斯，曾在漫长而辉煌的职业橄榄球生涯中力克无数对手，积累了丰富的财富。我的“紧身裤死神”绰号可不是浪得虚名。如果你像我一样，在职业生涯中撞残过不少人，那你应该懂得如何保持身体健康。无论是疯狂的跑步或激烈的摔跤，或者是在夜晚将20美元钞票塞进舞女内衣，又或者是经历过激烈的枪战训练和海上追逐，甚至还包括和挚友拳脚相向，这些都是我维持健康的方法。现在，我已将这些独特的训练方式完善，并愿意与大家分享。使用我的“BJ橄榄球健身法”，你也能轻松减掉多余的体重。我亲身经历，用这些方法，我成功减重至300磅。你会相信谁能够帮助你更健康呢？是那个能轻而易举地把你摔倒的硬汉，还是那位连当地的跳房子队都不敢要的有氧运动教练？毫无疑问，必然是前者！BJ橄榄球健身法，现已推出Beta和VHS两种录像带格式。请记住，无论是在橄榄球比赛还是生活中，要取得成功，都需要在盲目愤怒的状态下将道路上的一切对手踏平。}} | ||
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2023年12月18日 (一) 17:22的最新版本
罪恶都市的电台里有很多重复的广告。
红脖子英语速成
| 广告：Learn Redneck Pretty Fast（红脖子英语速成） |
| MALE | Throughout human history people have come to these shores to pursue the American dream - Life, liberty and the chance to exploit others and get one over on your fellow man. Some people say "America is a wild west darwinian nightmare!" But hey! We have the best fried food, and theme restaurants in the world! To take full advantage of the remarkable opportunity of this land of select freedom, you got to understand the language of freedom. Some call it American English, others call it: backwater, stump jumpin, jibber speak! But to us it's plain old redneck. It's the language of government, business and the language of friendship. And now you can learn real spoken English fast with this exciting 40 cassette program called "Learn redneck pretty fast"! Available in Spanish to redneck, French to redneck, Japanese to redneck, English and of course Latin. Just listen to this vocabulary lesson. 纵观人类历史，人们来到海岸追求所谓的美国梦，也就是生命和自由，以及剥削他人、胜过同胞的机会。有人说“美国就是野蛮的西部达尔文主义噩梦！”但是，嘿！我们有世界上最好的油炸食品和主题餐厅！要想充分把握这片自由之地的大好时机，你必须懂得自由的语言。有人称之为美式英语，也有人称它为：落后的语言，乡巴佬语言或者胡言乱语！但对我们来说，这只不过是平凡且具有乡土气息的语言，这是政府、商业和友谊的语言。现在，您可以通过这40盒磁带内置的“红脖子英语速成”程序，快速掌握真正的英语口语！我们还提供西班牙语到红脖子英语、法语到红脖子英语、日语到红脖子英语、英语，当然还有拉丁语到红脖子英语的课程。现在，请听一听这个词汇课程。 |
| FEMALE | Repeato hermana. 跟我读：hermana（西班牙语的姐妹）。 |
| MALE | Girlfriend! 女票！ |
| FEMALE | Bueno! 好极了！ |
| MALE | Order now and you'll get a commemorate spit tool and a video tape that shows you how to cook armadillo. Armadillo is good eatin'! It's like a lobster except you can run over it and eat it! call now! 现在订购，您还会获得一个痰盂作为纪念，还有教你如何烹饪犰狳的录像带。犰狳很好吃！就像龙虾一样可以吃，只不过你没法一脚踩死它！现在就拨打热线吧！ |
完美造型
| 广告：Complete the Look（完美造型） |
| MALE | Glizzning medallion? Silk shirt open to the navel? Something missing? 闪闪发光的奖章？真丝衬衫开到肚脐眼？好像还缺点什么？ |
| FEMALE | Complete the look. 完美造型。 |
| MALE | Complete the look with a personalize chest wig! At Vice City's one stop shop for people who know what the ladies want! Wow, you look manly! 用个性化假胸毛打造完美造型！在罪城的一站式购物中心，为那些懂得女性需求的人而设！哇，你好有男人味！ |
| FEMALE | Complete the look. 完美造型。 |
费尔南多的男士奖章
| 广告：Fernando's Medallion Man（费尔南多的男士奖章） |
| Fernando | Hello, I'am Fernando Martinez! I think by now You know I'am an emotional kinda of guy. People stop me in the street and say, "Fernando! What the hell is wrong with me? Silk shirt, hairy chest, enough after shave to drown a household pet! But I still cannot get a women!" I tell them, "You are an ignorant fool! Without the symbol of power and fertility around your neck, what kind of women is going to respect you?! That is why I have team up with Medallion Man, the shop for medallion needs! You see sometimes girls like other girls but they need men. Men with big Bulging-gold-plated-disk of virility buried in their deep jungle of their hairy chest. Medallion Man caters to all levels of masculinity: For the animal lover, a Cobra, a Stallion or a Gorilla medallion brings out the beast within. For the Civil War associates how about a medallion that tells the story of the battle of Bullrun to the Gettysburg address. And for the traditional man with raging and the pescomplex, a gold plated picture of mom, to hang around your neck and really impress the ladies. Don't forget; every women knows if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family. 大家好，我是费尔南多·马丁内斯！我想现在你都已经知道我是一个情感非常丰富的人（因为他是情绪98.3的主持人）。人们在街上拦住我问：“费尔南多！我到底是怎么回事？我穿了丝绸衬衫，胸毛浓密，我剃的毛都足以淹死一只家养宠物了！但我仍然无法吸引到女性！” 我告诉他们：“你真的错到家了！你的脖子上没有展示出男性魅力和吸引力的标志，你指望什么样的女人会尊重你？”这就是我与“男士奖章”合作的原因，满足一切奖章需求的商店。你看，有时女性虽然互相吸引，但她们还是需要男人，在他们浓密的胸毛深处的丛林中埋藏着巨大金质勋章的男人。“男士奖章”可以迎合所有层次的男子气概：对于动物爱好者来说，眼镜蛇、种马或大猩猩的奖章能唤起出他们内心的兽性；对于喜欢内战的人来说，一枚讲述布尔伦战役和葛底斯堡演说的纪念章不错吧？对于那些易怒还带有恋母情结的传统男人来说，一张镀金的母亲照片挂在你的脖子上，真的可以给女性留下深刻的印象。不要忘记，每位女性都知道，如果你连一个奖章都负担不起，那就更别提养家了。 |
阴凉之地
| 广告：Shady Acres（阴凉之地） |
| MALE | I'm a VIP! And I wanna live around people like myself - rich and divorced. (Shady Acers!) 我是VIP！我只想和我一个层次的人生活在一起，又有钱还离婚。（阴凉之地） |
| AVERY | I'm Avery Carrington, Shady Acers is incredible upscale, state of the art, top notch condominium development. (Condo!) A short drive out of town on some Christine wetlands. Away from the north and uninvited diversity of the city! (Shady Acers!) And when you buy into that dream that is Shady Acers, not only do you get a luxuriest 5 thousand square foot condo with underground parking for your newly acquired sports car, but there's also a Jacuzzi for entertainment. (Jacuzzi!) Each condo is tastefully furnished with a stock bar and a exotic water bed shaped like a dollar sign. Shady Acers also has a golf range, firing range, Heli pad and exotic petting zoo when your kids come to visit. (Shady Acers!) You're successful! Start defining your life style, start defining yourself! 我是埃弗里·卡林顿，阴凉之地是不同凡响的高档次、先进且顶级的公寓开发项目。（公寓）在城外不远，经过一片克里斯汀湿地，远离城市北部那不受邀的多样性！（阴凉之地）当你买下阴凉之地这个梦想时，你将拥有一个5000平方英尺的豪华公寓，不仅有地下停车场，方便你停放新购的跑车，还有一个按摩浴缸供你娱乐放松。（按摩浴缸）每间公寓都配有高雅的酒吧和一张美元符号形状的异国情调水床。当你的孩子来拜访时，阴凉之地还提供高尔夫球场、射击场、停机坪和异国宠物园。（阴凉之地）你已经是成功人士了！开始塑造你的生活方式，开始定义真正的自己！ |
| SINGERS | Shady Acers! 阴凉之地！ |
| AVERY | Shady Acers, happiness is worth the price! (Shady Acers!) 阴凉之地，幸福值得这个价！（阴凉之地） |
理查德牧师的救赎基金
| 广告：Pastor Richards Salvation Fund（理查德牧师的救赎基金） |
| Pastor Richards | Do yourself a favor, pick up your telephone, call now. 1-866-9-SAVEME. What better place to witness 40,000 years of nuclear winter, than from the comfort of your very own ready nuclear bunker? When we raise 25 million, we will build a 50 story tall likeness of ME. If we raise 300 million the statue will rotate, so I can look over this great city and cast an evil eye on degenerates. And when the eminent nuclear strike occurs, those who put faith into action with sufficient generous contributions, will join me inside the Pastor Richards salvation statue, as we blast into space! Contribute to the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund. Pick up your telephone. Call now, 1-866-9SAVEME. 给自己一个机会，拿起你的手机，立刻拨打1-866-9-SAVEME。还有什么地方能比在自己准备的核掩体中更舒适地度过长达4万年的核冬天呢？一旦我们筹集到2500万美元，我们将建造一座高达50层的“我”的雕像。如果我们能够筹集到3亿美元，那么这座雕像甚至可以旋转，这样我就能够俯瞰这座伟大的城市，并对那些背离信仰的人投以邪恶的目光。当超级核打击来临时，那些付诸行动并慷慨捐款的人们将与我一同进入理查兹牧师的救世雕像，向太空发射！为理查兹牧师救世雕像基金捐款。拿起你的电话，马上拨打1-866-9SAVEME。 |
BJ史密斯橄榄球健身法
| 广告：BJ Smith's Fit For Football（BJ史密斯橄榄球健身法） |
| BJ Smith | Hi, I'm BJ Smith. In my long and illustrious three year career at the top of pro football. I whooped some serious ass and got paid for it. They didn't call me death in tight pants for nothing. When you've had such a rewarding career maiming others as I have, you know how to stay fit. Through running, wrestling, stuffing 20s down panties of foxy strippers, firearm training, naval pursuit and beating the hell out of your fellow man. That's what keeps me healthy. And now, using training methods, I perfected. It's going to work for you with BJ's Fit for Football. Watch those pounds fall off. I'm down to 300 pounds using exactly the method I demonstrated on tape. I mean, who are you gonna trust to get fit? A man who can rip your arm off and beat you in, or an aerobics instructor who wouldn’t get drafted by the local hopscotch team? Hell no, BJ's Fit for Football, out now on Beta and VHS. Remember to win in a game of football, or life, you have to annihilate everything in your path in a blind rage. 嗨，我是BJ史密斯，曾在漫长而辉煌的职业橄榄球生涯中力克无数对手，积累了丰富的财富。我的“紧身裤死神”绰号可不是浪得虚名。如果你像我一样，在职业生涯中撞残过不少人，那你应该懂得如何保持身体健康。无论是疯狂的跑步或激烈的摔跤，或者是在夜晚将20美元钞票塞进舞女内衣，又或者是经历过激烈的枪战训练和海上追逐，甚至还包括和挚友拳脚相向，这些都是我维持健康的方法。现在，我已将这些独特的训练方式完善，并愿意与大家分享。使用我的“BJ橄榄球健身法”，你也能轻松减掉多余的体重。我亲身经历，用这些方法，我成功减重至300磅。你会相信谁能够帮助你更健康呢？是那个能轻而易举地把你摔倒的硬汉，还是那位连当地的跳房子队都不敢要的有氧运动教练？毫无疑问，必然是前者！BJ橄榄球健身法，现已推出Beta和VHS两种录像带格式。请记住，无论是在橄榄球比赛还是生活中，要取得成功，都需要在盲目愤怒的状态下将道路上的一切对手踏平。 |
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